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AFRICA MOTHERS
<p><br/></p><hr/><p><strong>đ African Mothers After Beating You đ</strong></p><p>If you didnât grow up with an African mother, I donât think you truly understand what <em>âdisciplineâ</em> means. Itâs not just the beating â itâs the psychology, the drama, and the <em>soundtrack of insults</em> that come with it.</p><p>First of all, African mothers never beat you silently. Nope. Itâs a <strong>conversation beating.</strong><br/>
Every stroke of the cane comes with a word:<br/><em>âDidnât (whip) I tell (whip) you not (whip) to touch (whip) that thing?!â just picture this scenario mehn</em></p><p>By the time sheâs done, youâve not only been disciplined, youâve also memorized a full motivational speech against stubbornness.</p><p>Now hereâs the real kicker: after youâre rolling on the floor, crying and holding your body like you just came out of WWE⊠she looks at you and says the legendary line:<br/><em>âStand up jor, I have not even touched you.â like what the heck </em></p><p>At that moment, you start questioning life: <em>âMummy⊠so what are these thunderbolts running through my bones? Breeze? Or am I dreaming??â</em> đ</p><p>And trust me, the drama doesnât stop there.</p><ul>
<li>If you cry too loud: <em>âBetter stop that noise before I give you a reason to cry.â</em></li>
<li>If you try to run: <em>âRun! If you like run to America, I will still find you.â</em></li>
<li>If you dodge the cane: <em>âOh, so you have strength to dodge? Good, come and fight me!â Expecially youruba mothers (shouting he has beat me ooo)</em></li>
</ul><p>Then, five minutes later, when youâre still sobbing quietly, she comes back with the most confusing plot twist ever:<br/><em>âGo and bath, then come and eat. Do you want me to starve you? You know I love you.â</em></p><p>Love?? đ How do we go from <strong>karate practice</strong> to <strong>pepper soup</strong> in the same evening?</p><p>The best part? By the next day, if someone outside complains about you, sheâll say:<br/><em>âDonât shout at my child o! Only me has the right to beat this one.â</em></p><p>African mothers are undefeated. They will beat you, threaten you, love you, and defend you all in one breath. Honestly, they deserve an award for <strong>Best Combination of Comedy & Action in Real Life.</strong></p><p>Â So tell me, whatâs the funniest thing YOUR African mother said after giving you a beating?</p><hr/><p>
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