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🎭 Déjà Vu: When Your Multiverse Twin Sneezes at the Same Time
<p>You ever get déjà vu and just pause?</p><p>Like, “Wait a second… I’ve been here before.”</p><p>Same chair. Same noise. Same random fly doing the same disrespectful loop around your head.</p><p>And your brain’s like, “Yeah… this scene already aired, actually.”</p><p>Meanwhile, your soul’s panicking “When?! When did I subscribe to reruns of my own life??”</p><p>But what if hear me out déjà vu isn’t memory.</p><p>What if it’s just your parallel universe self doing the exact same thing at the same time?</p><p>Like, there’s another you, in another dimension, wearing that same wrinkled T-shirt, also overthinking, also eating bread that’s a little too old but still not moldy enough to throw away.</p><p><br/></p><p>For half a second, both your universes sync up.</p><p>It’s like your souls accidentally joined a Zoom call.</p><p>Then reality’s like, “Oops, wrong timeline,” and hangs up.</p><p><br/></p><p>And you’re left standing there, holding a spoon of cereal, whispering,</p><p>“Did the Matrix just glitch or am I too sleep-deprived for this?”</p><p><br/></p><p>Maybe it’s just our multiverse twins checking in.</p><p>Like: “Yo, how’s life over there?”</p><p>“Oh, same nonsense, different planet.”</p><p>Honestly, I think déjà vu is proof that all the versions of us are connected by one cosmic group chat</p><p>But it’s muted.</p><p>Nobody’s responding.</p><p>And every few weeks, someone just accidentally sends a vibe.</p><p><br/></p><p>So next time déjà vu hits, don’t freak out.</p><p>Just wink.</p><p>Because maybe, somewhere in another dimension, your other self just winked back.</p><p>And both of you are now wondering why you feel weirdly flirty with your own soul.</p>
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