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Dear Sporty
<p><span style="background-color: transparent;">I remember when we first met. I was still very naive and hurting from my previous relationship with apps like you. <strong>It's not you, it's me</strong>. Maybe it's the reverse. You made me feel alive again with more options. You gave me hope, but e be like that hope wan wound me. I've remained patient and persistent, hoping that one day I will reap the fruit of my labour. Though your odds are attractive, they seem to be against me. Waitttt! Explain to me how adult men will battle for over 90 minutes without a corner, goals, or even receiving cards. Hmmm. I'm thinking <strong>it's not you, it's them</strong>.</span></p><p>I'm supposed to buy a Benz this year and sweep my significant other off her feet, then catch her. But it seems Man U has become the weapon fashioned against me. I still believe one day I will sing ONANA! </p><p>I have a question for you, though. Why always one game? Why, why, why? E de pain o. If no be cut one even Otedola for fear me! I would have my own cheerleaders like Odogwu—a titled man. One day e go <em>BETter</em>. Just so you know, I am not going anywhere. That 125m grand prize sure for me. Looking forward to winning big, but if I see urgent 2k today I'll be grateful. To cry 4 Bentley de hungry me. I don go use <strong>GODDID</strong> as booking code!</p><p>Please, what are we? It's almost 7 years already, and you've not said anything. Try show workings because person don de old.</p><p>Yours faithfully,</p><p>Your biggest fan and <strong>BETpreneur</strong>,</p><p><span style="background-color: transparent;">Samuel (AKA Mr. Bundle)</span></p><p><br></p><p>Ayebo Ayeba, Somebody call the popo</p><p><del>Be</del><span style="background-color: transparent;"><del>t</del> Invest Responsibly!</span></p><p><br></p>
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