TO TAKE A BULLET FOR YOU - by Billywrites

If we are to be honest with ourselves, these things only ever happen in movies. Whenever I watch a movie and where an actor protects the main character by taking a bullet for them, pushing them out of the way of an explosion or an incoming vehicle, I truly wonder what runs through the script writers mind in such moments, he make it seem like such a simple matter. Would i truly risk it all for someone,? Well, I thought long and hard and came up with my own answers.<img alt="" src="/media/inline_insight_image/file_00000000284871f49cf3848b31a552a3.png"/>So, to take a bullet for anyone is a simple matter, although I would have to completely ignore what you might have done to incure this unfortunate situation, if not we would spend the entire day here. Now, you have to fall into any of the following categories.Either you are A) Family or B) Love interest Now let's break it down: FOR FAMILYYou (at gunpoint) have to be part of my nuclear meexistence i.e my Father, sisters, Cool cousin or brother (don't say what about your mother, she resting peacefully in heaven, don't open your eyes in surprise or cover your mouth.. let's keep going).Author: If there are no familial ties between us, Oga! collect your bullet.Now if we have established a long standing relationship/connection between us, I would think deeply of any unforgivable offence you have committed since I knew you till present. E.g Author : We fought yesterday because you used my charger without asking, collect your bullet! NB: you're at gunpoint while I verify all this information in my head.Once you're cleared of any pending rift, I would proceed to reason if you owe me any money. If you do, please refund immediately. If you don't, then we can proceed.Next, I would have to consider the kind of ammunition being used to hold you at gunpoint- it has to be those small guns we see in the movies like the ones policemen and cowboys carry on their hip or the type a miserable abused wife purchases to end her husband's life. If it involves AK-47, hunter guns, machine gun and the like, I'm really sorry, you've come this far, but you'd need to collect your bullet yourself. MabinuNB: if it's a Sniper, I will never involve myself in such an accuracy of shot.If you've successfully passed up to this stage, give yourself a round of applause. Moving forward, I would consider the aim- very important, to what part of your body is the gunman aiming at?e.g buttocks, thigh, forearm, are the only safe options. If he's pointing to your forehead, temple, occiput, heart, vertebrae/rib cage, upper/lower abdominal muscles area, shoulder, elbow joint or patella areas, I will NOT PARTICIPATE in such! You can thank me with a live male ram and Twenty million naira after I survive the gunshot and is recuperating in the hospital, NOT A PROBLEM!Now let us address option B: THE LOVE INTEREST.Ha ha ha - I laugh in Swahili. I dey craze??How will I explain to my family members, that I took a bullet for a Man! A Man!! I'm kidding though, I would take a bullet for my love interest in a heartbeat. The only condition is: We would have to convince the gunman that we want to switch <a class="tc-blue" href="https://places.This" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">places.This </a> means that, I will be the one at gunpoint and you have to take the bullet for me. Now once we have successfully convinced him (maybe with a little bribe) and we switch places. He shoots you and you take the bullet successfully. We would have now to established that you would do the same if I were in your place. So, I would perform basic first Aid, clear Airway, breathing and circulation then move on to arrest all unnecessary bleeding- those sort if things sha, then I would scream like a banshee for help and rush you to the hospital.I now know deep down in my heart that you are the one for me. So,I would bring you Goat meat pepper soup everyday and be by your side until you're back on your feet and always remind you that "The Lord is your strength, Tunde. Thank you for what you did"Billywrites ✍🏼

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