<p>Me: Hey bro, </p><p>Can you pour a shot for me?</p><p></p><p>Bartender: Aren’t you a teen?</p><p></p><p>Me: Yeah, exactly, eighteen.</p><p></p><p>Bartender: Quit playing with me, kid.</p><p></p><p>Me: I’m sorry, just needed something to get the day on its feet.</p><p></p><p>Bartender: Girl issues? Boy issues?</p><p></p><p>Me: Boy issues? Hm? </p><p>Let’s say “me” issues. </p><p>They say I’m in a phase. </p><p>But let’s be real, if this is a phase, I don’t think I’m making it out of this maze. </p><p>If this is a game, I just want to know what level this is.</p><p></p><p>It’s getting quite hard, you know. </p><p>It’s like I could see the gold from afar. </p><p>Then I got close, realized it’s fake, just a mirage. </p><p>I need a garage.</p><p></p><p>Bartender: A garage?</p><p></p><p>Me: Yeah, a garage. You know, when cars get messed up, you take them to a garage to get them fixed up. </p><p>So I’m in need of a garage. </p><p>So can I get that shot now?</p><p></p><p>Bartender: Not a chance in hell. </p><p></p><p>Look, kid. Life’s life; you win some, you lose some; that’s the thrill of it.</p><p>But here’s the thing: nothing lasts as long as the lowest of lows, especially when you’ve kissed the sky. </p><p>So you’re going to be here a while. </p><p>You might as well get a coat, ’cause it’s going to get stormy and cold. </p><p>And bro, you don’t want to be caught off guard by the storm.</p><p></p><p>Look me in the eye, be calm. </p><p>The road to self-discovery is like that of a sewer; it’s pretty shitty. </p><p>I’m old enough to have a few strands of grey hair on my face…</p><p></p><p>Me: A few?</p><p></p><p>Bartender: You’re a funny kid. </p><p>But still, as old as I am, I can confidently tell you I haven’t fully discovered myself. </p><p>It’s a lifetime journey.</p><p></p><p>That’s all I have for you, kid. </p><p>Now leave my bar.</p><p></p><p>Me: Leave?</p><p></p><p>Bartender: Yes, leave.</p><p></p><p>Me: I don’t know if you are aware, but we are the same person. This conversation isn’t real; it’s just happening in His head.</p><p></p><p>Bartender: Whose head?</p><p></p><p>Me: You know what? Never mind. Thanks for the advice though.</p>
At the end of the month, we give out prizes in 3 categories: Best Content, Top Engagers and
Most Engaged Content.
Best Content
Top Engagers
Most Engaged Content
Best Content
We give out cash prizes to between 7 and 20 community members with the best insights in the past month.
The winners are picked by an in-house selection process.
The winners are NOT picked from the leaderboards/rankings, we choose winners based on the quality, originality
and insightfulness of their content.
Here are a few other things to know for the Best Content track
1
Quality over Quantity — You stand a higher chance of winning by publishing a few really good insights across the entire month,
rather than a lot of low-quality, spammy posts.
2
Share original, authentic, and engaging content that clearly reflects your voice, thoughts, and opinions.
3
Avoid using AI to generate content—use it instead to correct grammar, improve flow, enhance structure, and boost clarity.
4
Explore audio content—high-quality audio insights can significantly boost your chances of standing out.
5
Use eye-catching cover images—if your content doesn't attract attention, it's less likely to be read or engaged with.
6
Share your content in your social circles to build engagement around it.
Top Engagers
For the Top Engagers Track, we award the top 3 people who engage the most with other user's content via
comments.
The winners are picked using the "Top Monthly Engagers" tab on the rankings page.
Most Engaged Content
The Most Engaged Content recognizes users whose content received the most engagement during the month.
We pick the top 3.
The winners are picked using the "Top Monthly Contributors" tab on the rankings page.
Contributor Rankings
The Rankings/Leaderboard shows the Top 20 contributors and engagers on TwoCents a monthly and all-time basis
— as well as the most active colleges (users attending/that attended those colleges)
The all-time contributors ranking is based on the Contributor Score, which is a measure of all the engagement and exposure a contributor's content receives.
The monthly contributors ranking tracks performance of a user's insights for the current month. The monthly and all-time scores are calcuated DIFFERENTLY.
This page also shows the top engagers on an all-time & monthly basis.
Below is a list of badges on TwoCents and their designations.