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Blasting Pen✍️✍️ Nigeria
Student @ University of Ibadan
Ibadan, Nigeria
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My followers on two cents
<h4>Funny how I have two followers on Twocents yet none of them has deemed it fit to send me money, not even two cents(let alone a dollar)<br/>I would have been so happy if they could send me a cent each, then I'd have the whole of two cents at the tip of my fingers and Tips would have seemed like the tip of an iceberg compared to what I'd be controlling 😫😫</h4><h4><br/>Imagination wan kill me 😂</h4><h4><br/>I heard both of them are married sef ❣️</h4><h4>They got married two months ago after the lady was discovered to be three months pregnant. That was four months ago.</h4><h4><br/>The Yoruba would say "ó ti gbé aáyán mì" ( she don swallow cockroach 😂😂)</h4><h4><br/>The wedding was actually rushed in order to prevent people from getting to know about the "swallowed cockroach" 😂 </h4><h4><br/>As a matter of fact, the wife was the caterer, she literally cooked and packaged the food before getting dressed for the wedding ceremony.<br/>The food was delicious though rushed...<br/>I really enjoyed myself that day regardless 😅😅<br/><br/>They even forgot to buy a wedding ring, it was the pastor's own they later used 🤣</h4><h4><br/>Let me not cast them finish😎,so I would not end up being a cast in their own casting someday🫠😌</h4><h4>I thought I said I only heard they were married ?🤔🤔<br/>How come I know all this?🤔🤔</h4><h4><br/>🎶If you ask me, na who I go ask </h4><h4><br/>No whine me, my imagination is at its peak this afternoon.😇😇<br/><br/>Let's go to their room🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯<br/>They actually sleep on a mat, the one the wife was using before they got married.🥵</h4><h4><br/>Their marriage is something worth emulating,</h4><h4>It is the true depiction of a "For better for worse" marriage 😚</h4><h4>Their unborn child is so lucky to have such parents who could make something meaningful out of almost nothing, <br/>Could you imagine they did their honeymoon at the church 😮</h4><h4><br/>That got you right? 🫵</h4><h4><br/>I thought I said I ain't gonna cast them anymore 🙂‍↔️, why on earth am I doing this🥺</h4><h4><br/>Well, since the wife owns a mat and the husband is born of the miracle worker (IYKYK), they could just open a Mini mart to augment their cents on Two cents.🤑</h4><h4><br/>Wòó, let me stop here jare...</h4><h4><br/>I wish them a blissful marriage and the wife a safe and healthy delivery, If I have my way, I'd name the child Two cents cos his parents met on Twocents 😷</h4><h4><br/>Don't ask me how I know the gender, I'll tell you myself when I come back from this nation that is different from Nigeria.😜😜</h4><h4><br/></h4><h4><br/></h4><h4><br/></h4><h4>Wait!🖐️</h4><h4>What if this is the beginning of a series ?🤔<br/><strong>"Imagine-nation series"</strong></h4><h4><br/>Who knows? 🤷</h4><h4><br/>If it eventually happens,then this is the intro 🫣<br/>Anticipate! It might be ya turn to be in this nation with me 😎</h4><h4><br/>Peace out ✌️✌️✌️</h4><p><br/></p><p><br/></p>

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