As a joke 😂😂 - by Grace Kiconco

I am looking for a man to help me pull off a prank.Not a small prank. Not the kind that lasts an afternoon before everyone laughs and moves on. I mean a grand prank. A ridiculous prank. The kind that becomes folklore. The plan is simple.First, we learn a language. Something completely unrelated to our lives. Japanese. Russian. Korean. Or we come up with a language of our own. Anything. We become fluent enough to hold entire conversations in it. Then, as a joke, we pretend to fall in love.😂 Nothing serious, of course.Just enough to convince people. We start spending all our time together. We learn each other's habits. We memorize favorite foods and childhood stories. We become each other's first call.You know...For the prank. Then, still as a joke, we get engaged.😂😂😂Again, for the prank.A traditional introduction follows. Families meet. Pictures are taken. People cry. Promises are made. All for the joke.Naturally, we'd need a wedding. A proper one.The kind where people travel from different districts and argue over seating arrangements. The kind where old relatives ask when the babies are coming.The kind where everyone believes the story except us.Because we're in on the joke. Then we'd build a life together. All as a joke😂😂A house, perhaps. A dog. Maybe a garden.Definitely an inside language that nobody understands.Every serious conversation hidden behind foreign words.Every argument encrypted.Every "I love you" disguised as linguistic research.And eventually, because commitment to the bit matters, we'd create tiny relatives.😂😂 Raise them. Love them. Watch them grow. Attend graduations. Celebrate birthdays. Grow old.All while speaking our secret language whenever we don't want our small relatives and the rest of the world listening. Meanwhile our friends would spend decades trying to figure it out.😂What language is that? What are they saying? Why do they keep laughing? What is the joke?And maybe one day, after forty years of marriage and grandchildren running around the house, someone finally cracks the code.They'll arrive triumphant."I figured it out!"And we'll look at each other from our rocking chairs."Figured out what?""The language!" And after a long silence we'll smile and laugh😂😂 That they caught us but if they don't then we keep it to ourselves😂😂 Perhaps one day we'll be old and grey and sitting side by side watching the sunset.The world will see a marriage.A family.A lifetime.But we'll know the truth.Two idiots took a joke way too far.😂😂And neither of them ever found a good place to stop.So they didn't. The real prank would be spending 70 years building a beautiful life with someone, raising a family, growing old together, and then on your deathbed grabbing everyone's hand and whispering:"You all got pranked."😂And then refusing to elaborate. Our descendants will spend generations trying to figure out what the prank was while your matching gravestones simply read:"Still committed to the bit." 😂😂😂😭 Applications are now open.Requirements:• Must be willing to learn a language. • Must understand that this prank may last a lifetime. • Must be committed to the bit. • Must not crack under pressure. • Must be comfortable creating evidence that the relationship is real. • Death is the only acceptable resignation letter.Serious applicants only.

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