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Ojasope Sanni Nigeria
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In People and Society 2 min read
The Bus ride that tested everyone's patience epi 4 😹😹
<p>THE BUS RIDE THAT TESTED EVERYONE’S PATIENCE 😂🚍 | EPISODE 4</p><p><br/></p><p>So the driver stopped the bus and looked at everybody through his mirror.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Who never pay?”</p><p><br/></p><p>Silence. 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>Nobody moved.</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody suddenly became very interested in looking through the window. 😂</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver asked again:</p><p><br/></p><p>“I dey ask who never pay?”</p><p><br/></p><p>One man at the back said:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Driver, check your money well. Maybe you don forget.”</p><p><br/></p><p>😭😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver looked at him like…</p><p><br/></p><p>“You wan teach me my own business?” 😂</p><p><br/></p><p>He started checking the passengers one after another.</p><p><br/></p><p>“You?”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Paid.”</p><p><br/></p><p>“You?”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Paid.”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Madam?”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Paid.”</p><p><br/></p><p>Then he got to the big woman who had entered earlier.</p><p><br/></p><p>She confidently said:</p><p><br/></p><p>“I don pay since.”</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver nodded and continued.</p><p><br/></p><p>Then suddenly, the young man sitting beside me raised his hand.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Driver… I never pay.”</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody turned.</p><p><br/></p><p>😭😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver nearly jumped out of his seat.</p><p><br/></p><p>“YOU?! Since when?”</p><p><br/></p><p>The guy calmly replied:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Since I entered.”</p><p><br/></p><p>The whole bus erupted. 😂😂😂</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver shouted:</p><p><br/></p><p>**“So you enter bus, sit down, enjoy free air conditioning—”</p><p><br/></p><p>Someone interrupted:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Which air conditioning? Na window we dey use!” 😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody burst out laughing again.</p><p><br/></p><p>Even the driver couldn't hold himself.</p><p><br/></p><p>The young man finally brought out his money and paid.</p><p><br/></p><p>Problem solved.</p><p><br/></p><p>Or so we thought. 👀</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver started the bus again.</p><p><br/></p><p>We had barely moved for two minutes when we heard a loud voice from the back:</p><p><br/></p><p>“STOP! STOP! STOP!”</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver slammed the brakes.</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody screamed. 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>We all turned around.</p><p><br/></p><p>The man who shouted was standing up with a very serious expression.</p><p><br/></p><p>He pointed towards the floor and said:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Driver… something is moving under this seat.”</p><p><br/></p><p>😭😭😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>Nobody spoke.</p><p><br/></p><p>The bus suddenly became completely quiet.</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver looked into the mirror.</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody lifted their feet.</p><p><br/></p><p>And then…</p><p><br/></p><p>WE HEARD IT AGAIN.</p><p><br/></p><p>SCRATCH… SCRATCH… SCRATCH… 👀</p><p><br/></p><p>At that moment, nobody cared about the crowded bus anymore.</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody just wanted to know…</p><p><br/></p><p>WHAT WAS UNDER THAT SEAT?! 😭😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>TO BE CONTINUED… 🚍👀</p><p><br/></p><p><a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/thebusridethattestedeveryonespatience">#TheBusRideThatTestedEveryonesPatience</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/episode4">#Episode4</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/storytime">#Storytime</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/nigeriangist">#NigerianGist</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/funnystory">#FunnyStory</a></p>

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