The Bus ride that tested everyone's patience 😹😹 epi 3
<p>THE BUS RIDE THAT TESTED EVERYONE’S PATIENCE 😂🚍 | EPISODE 3</p><p><br/></p><p>So after all the drama of the previous stop, everybody finally settled down again. 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>I thought to myself, “At least now we can continue this journey peacefully.”</p><p><br/></p><p>My friend… I was WRONG. 😂</p><p><br/></p><p>As the bus was moving, we suddenly heard:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Driver! Driver! Stop!”</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver stopped.</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody turned to see who was getting down.</p><p><br/></p><p>Then a man entered the bus.</p><p><br/></p><p>He looked inside.</p><p><br/></p><p>He looked at the seats.</p><p><br/></p><p>He looked at the passengers.</p><p><br/></p><p>Then he asked the driver:</p><p><br/></p><p>“How much?”</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver told him.</p><p><br/></p><p>The man paid and entered.</p><p><br/></p><p>And guess what? 😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>He looked around and said:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Where I go sit?”</p><p><br/></p><p>The entire bus went silent. 😂</p><p><br/></p><p>I almost laughed because even the people already inside were struggling to breathe properly, and this man was still looking for a seat.</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver pointed towards the back and said:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Oga, shift inside. You go see space.”</p><p><br/></p><p>This driver again! 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>SPACE?!</p><p><br/></p><p>At this point, I was convinced the driver had a secret compartment in that bus that only he could see. 😂😂</p><p><br/></p><p>The man squeezed himself inside.</p><p><br/></p><p>One passenger moved to the edge.</p><p><br/></p><p>Another lifted their bag.</p><p><br/></p><p>Someone practically folded their legs into their chest.</p><p><br/></p><p>And somehow…</p><p><br/></p><p>THE MAN SAT DOWN. 😭👏</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody breathed a sigh of relief.</p><p><br/></p><p>Then suddenly, the woman beside me whispered:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Please, who get perfume?”</p><p><br/></p><p>I asked her why.</p><p><br/></p><p>She said:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Something dey smell.” 😭😭😂</p><p><br/></p><p>I tried not to laugh.</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody started looking around discreetly.</p><p><br/></p><p>Nobody wanted to be the person to ask the obvious question.</p><p><br/></p><p>Then the passenger at the back suddenly shouted:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Driver! Abeg open window!”</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver shouted back:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Why?”</p><p><br/></p><p>The man replied:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Fresh air abeg! We dey suffocate here!” 😭😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>The whole bus burst out laughing.</p><p><br/></p><p>Even the driver started laughing.</p><p><br/></p><p>But just when we thought the situation had finally become funny instead of stressful…</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver suddenly looked into his mirror and said:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Wait… who has not paid?”</p><p><br/></p><p>😭😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody looked at everybody.</p><p><br/></p><p>And then…</p><p><br/></p><p>THE BUS STOPPED.</p><p><br/></p><p>Because apparently, someone had entered without paying. 👀</p><p><br/></p><p>But the question was…</p><p><br/></p><p>WHO? 😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>TO BE CONTINUED… 👀🚍</p><p><br/></p><p><a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/thebusridethattestedeveryonespatience">#TheBusRideThatTestedEveryonesPatience</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/episode3">#Episode3</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/storytime">#Storytime</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/nigeriangist">#NigerianGist</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/funnystory">#FunnyStory</a></p>
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