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The Bus ride that tested everyone's patience 😹😹
<p>THE BUS RIDE THAT TESTED EVERYONE’S PATIENCE 😂🚍 | EPISODE 1</p><p><br/></p><p>Guys, let me tell you about the day I entered a bus and immediately regretted every decision that brought me there. 😭😂</p><p><br/></p><p>So, I was on my way somewhere that morning, minding my business and looking for a bus that would take me to my destination.</p><p><br/></p><p>Finally, I saw one.</p><p><br/></p><p>I entered, found a seat, and immediately thanked God. 😂 Because if you know Nigerian transport, you know that getting a comfortable seat is already a small victory.</p><p><br/></p><p>The bus was almost full.</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody was squeezed in, but somehow we were still managing.</p><p><br/></p><p>Then suddenly…</p><p><br/></p><p>“Driver, abeg stop!”</p><p><br/></p><p>The bus stopped.</p><p><br/></p><p>And this woman entered. 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>At first, nobody said anything. She entered normally and started looking for where to sit.</p><p><br/></p><p>But the moment she tried to settle down, everybody inside the bus started adjusting.</p><p><br/></p><p>One person moved forward.</p><p><br/></p><p>Another person moved backward.</p><p><br/></p><p>Someone was practically sitting on the edge of their seat. 😭😂</p><p><br/></p><p>I looked at the person beside me.</p><p><br/></p><p>The person looked at me.</p><p><br/></p><p>We both had the same expression:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Are we actually surviving this journey?” 😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>The woman kept trying to make herself comfortable, while the rest of us were quietly trying to create space that simply did not exist.</p><p><br/></p><p>At this point, the bus no longer felt like a bus.</p><p><br/></p><p>It felt like we were playing human Tetris. 😂</p><p><br/></p><p>And just when I thought things couldn't get worse…</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver shouted:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Make una move inside! There is still space!”</p><p><br/></p><p>SPACE WHERE?! 😭😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody went silent.</p><p><br/></p><p>I looked around the bus again and started wondering if the driver had a different definition of the word space.</p><p><br/></p><p>That was when I knew…</p><p><br/></p><p>This was going to be a LONG journey. 😂🚍</p><p><br/></p><p>TO BE CONTINUED… 👀</p><p><br/></p><p><a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/thebusridethattestedeveryonespatience">#TheBusRideThatTestedEveryonesPatience</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/episode1">#Episode1</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/storytime">#Storytime</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/nigeriangist">#NigerianGist</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/funnystory">#FunnyStory</a></p>
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