The bus ride that tested everyone's patience 😹😹 epi 5
<p>THE BUS RIDE THAT TESTED EVERYONE’S PATIENCE 😂🚍 | EPISODE 5</p><p><br/></p><p>The whole bus went silent. 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody lifted their legs.</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver turned off the music.</p><p><br/></p><p>Even the person who was sleeping suddenly opened his eyes. 😂</p><p><br/></p><p>Then we heard it again…</p><p><br/></p><p>SCRATCH… SCRATCH… SCRATCH… 👀</p><p><br/></p><p>One woman shouted:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Please, driver, open the door!” 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver replied:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Open door for what? We never know wetin dey there!”</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody started panicking. 😂😂</p><p><br/></p><p>One brave guy finally bent down slowly to check underneath the seat.</p><p><br/></p><p>He looked once.</p><p><br/></p><p>Then he stood up immediately.</p><p><br/></p><p>His face had completely changed. 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>Someone asked:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Wetin you see?”</p><p><br/></p><p>He didn't answer.</p><p><br/></p><p>He just pointed underneath the seat.</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody looked.</p><p><br/></p><p>And then…</p><p><br/></p><p>A SMALL GOAT HEAD POPPED OUT! 😭😭😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>The whole bus screamed!</p><p><br/></p><p>“AHHHHHHH!!!”</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver nearly left the steering wheel. 😂</p><p><br/></p><p>The goat was somehow trapped underneath the seat, quietly minding its business like it had paid for transport. 😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>Someone shouted:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Who carry goat enter this bus?!”</p><p><br/></p><p>The man at the back replied:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Maybe na passenger too. Leave am!” 😂😂😂</p><p><br/></p><p>At this point, nobody could control their laughter.</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver stopped the bus completely and started asking:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Whose goat is this?”</p><p><br/></p><p>Silence.</p><p><br/></p><p>Nobody claimed it.</p><p><br/></p><p>Then suddenly, the big woman who had entered earlier looked around and said:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Wait… I know this goat.”</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody turned to her.</p><p><br/></p><p>“YOU KNOW THE GOAT?!” 😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>She nodded.</p><p><br/></p><p>Then she said:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Na my neighbour own am.”</p><p><br/></p><p>The whole bus went quiet again.</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver asked:</p><p><br/></p><p>“So how goat take enter your neighbour?”</p><p><br/></p><p>She replied:</p><p><br/></p><p>“I don't know ooo. Maybe e follow me enter.” 😭😭😭😂</p><p><br/></p><p>At that point, even the driver gave up.</p><p><br/></p><p>He just shook his head and said:</p><p><br/></p><p>“This is the strangest bus I don ever drive.”</p><p><br/></p><p>But before anybody could laugh again…</p><p><br/></p><p>The goat suddenly jumped out from under the seat and started running around inside the moving bus! 😭😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody started screaming.</p><p><br/></p><p>TO BE CONTINUED… 👀🚍😂</p><p><br/></p><p><a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/thebusridethattestedeveryonespatience">#TheBusRideThatTestedEveryonesPatience</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/episode5">#Episode5</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/storytime">#Storytime</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/nigeriangist">#NigerianGist</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/funnystory">#FunnyStory</a></p>
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