<p><br/></p><p><span style="background-color: transparent;">Tongues clothed in mildew,</span></p><p>every syllable reeks of sewage.</p><p><br/></p><p>Humor shaped like carrion,</p><p>dragged across concrete gums.</p><p><br/></p><p>Your punchlines crawl,</p><p>maggot-fat beneath streetlight fever.</p><p><br/></p><p>Every sentence bruises,</p><p>tastes like rusted batteries underwater.</p><p><br/></p><p>I hear famine speaking,</p><p>through your crooked theatrics.</p><p><br/></p><p>Laughter dies early,</p><p>face-down inside septic rivers.</p><p><br/></p><p>My spine curdles,</p><p>whenever your wit enters oxygen.</p><p><br/></p><p>Each joke arrives rabid,</p><p>foaming through crowded hallways.</p><p><br/></p><p>Every consonant scratches,</p><p>glass shards against exposed marrow.</p><p><br/></p><p>Air grows diseased,</p><p>the moment your mouth performs.</p><p><br/></p><p>Language collapses inward,</p><p>during your desperate circus routine.</p><p><br/></p><p>Even silence convulses,</p><p>begging mercy from your cadence.</p><p><br/></p><p>Eyes roll backward,</p><p>souls shrinking beneath secondhand humiliation.</p><p><br/></p><p>Every attempt lands,</p><p>like blunt-force trauma against grieving flesh.</p><p><br/></p><p>Crowds swallow discomfort,</p><p>chewing pity beside counterfeit amusement.</p><p><br/></p><p>My nerves scream hymns,</p><p>written inside psychiatric ward ceilings.</p><p><br/></p><p>Rage ferments beautifully,</p><p>inside this cathedral of disgust.</p><p><br/></p><p>So hear this clearly,</p><p>etched deep within scorched bone.</p><p><br/></p><p>YOU.</p><p><br/></p><p>Yes, you.</p><p>Your jokes are not funny.🚣</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p>
At the end of the month, we give out prizes in 3 categories: Best Content, Top Engagers and
Most Engaged Content.
Best Content
Top Engagers
Most Engaged Content
Best Content
We give out cash prizes to between 7 and 20 community members with the best insights in the past month.
The winners are picked by an in-house selection process.
The winners are NOT picked from the leaderboards/rankings, we choose winners based on the quality, originality
and insightfulness of their content.
Here are a few other things to know for the Best Content track
1
Quality over Quantity — You stand a higher chance of winning by publishing a few really good insights across the entire month,
rather than a lot of low-quality, spammy posts.
2
Share original, authentic, and engaging content that clearly reflects your voice, thoughts, and opinions.
3
Avoid using AI to generate content—use it instead to correct grammar, improve flow, enhance structure, and boost clarity.
4
Explore audio content—high-quality audio insights can significantly boost your chances of standing out.
5
Use eye-catching cover images—if your content doesn't attract attention, it's less likely to be read or engaged with.
6
Share your content in your social circles to build engagement around it.
Top Engagers
For the Top Engagers Track, we award the top 3 people who engage the most with other user's content via
comments.
The winners are picked using the "Top Monthly Engagers" tab on the rankings page.
Most Engaged Content
The Most Engaged Content recognizes users whose content received the most engagement during the month.
We pick the top 3.
The winners are picked using the "Top Monthly Contributors" tab on the rankings page.
Contributor Rankings
The Rankings/Leaderboard shows the Top 20 contributors and engagers on TwoCents a monthly and all-time basis
— as well as the most active colleges (users attending/that attended those colleges)
The all-time contributors ranking is based on the Contributor Score, which is a measure of all the engagement and exposure a contributor's content receives.
The monthly contributors ranking tracks performance of a user's insights for the current month. The monthly and all-time scores are calcuated DIFFERENTLY.
This page also shows the top engagers on an all-time & monthly basis.
Below is a list of badges on TwoCents and their designations.
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