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Student, Content and lifestyle Writer, Poet @ Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba Akoko (AAUA)
Akure, Nigeria
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HAIR PALAVA
<p><br/></p><p>One of the many raw write-ups that I've knitted so far is what you're currently reading.</p><p><br/></p><p>I don't know why I'm doing this, but I'm going to do it anyways. I've got a muse from natural pain.</p><p><br/></p><p>Forgive me if you feel attacked. </p><p>This is my sincere apology to anyone linked to this before you start devouring this piece.</p><p><br/></p><p>Yes. </p><p>I mean it, I'm sorry.</p><p><br/></p><p>Wait. </p><p>What is on your mind already? </p><p>Smiles... It's nothing serious.</p><p><br/></p><p>But hear me out, I want to rant.</p><p><br/></p><p>What can we do about all these "mama mama" hairdressers that can't handle your natural hair with care?</p><p><br/></p><p>Is it about the way her apprentice was combing the hair like her soul depends on my pain? </p><p>Or is it about how tight the edges are?</p><p><br/></p><p>Ohh... </p><p>Don't let me tell you about how tiny she cut the hair after I repeatedly told her I want them medium-sized.</p><p><br/></p><p>To cut the long story short, this is the third day wearing the hair, but I'm still in pain because of how tight she made it. </p><p>It's breathtaking, literally.</p><p><br/></p><p>Even though the hair gave me a face lift, I'll pass if I have the opportunity to time travel.</p><p><br/></p><p>Funny how it wasn't paining me while I was still seated, but as the Ondo sun scorched it so hard, it brought out its true color that is not inside the crayon nor poster color.</p><p><br/></p><p>And about the combing of hair, I think my patience has just loaded a new subscription because I was enduring every moment of the pain, and my gut refused to collect the comb from her even though my gut told me to about 3⅔ times.</p><p><br/></p><p>Why all this...</p><p><br/></p><p>I just want to rant, and this is serious ranting. Your comments, likes, and tips might reduce the density of the pain.</p><p><br/></p><p>You don't believe that? Do that first and let's see.</p><p><br/></p><p>Fenkkkkkkkk you.</p>
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