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The bus ride that tested everyone's patience 😹😹 epi 6
<p>THE BUS RIDE THAT TESTED EVERYONE’S PATIENCE 😂🚍 | EPISODE 6</p><p><br/></p><p>So the goat suddenly jumped out from under the seat and started running around inside the moving bus! 😭😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody screamed.</p><p><br/></p><p>“AHHHHHHH!”</p><p><br/></p><p>One passenger lifted both legs onto the seat.</p><p><br/></p><p>Another person grabbed their bag and held it tightly like the goat was about to steal it. 😂</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver was shouting:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Everybody calm down! Make una no panic!”</p><p><br/></p><p>But how are we supposed to be calm when a GOAT was running freely inside a moving bus?! 😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>The goat ran from the back to the front.</p><p><br/></p><p>MEEEEHHHH! 🐐</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody moved away.</p><p><br/></p><p>It passed one passenger's legs and the man shouted:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Driver! This thing dey pursue me!” 😂😂</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver shouted:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Oga, na you dey pursue am! Leave am!”</p><p><br/></p><p>The goat suddenly stopped in the middle of the aisle.</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody froze.</p><p><br/></p><p>The goat looked at us.</p><p><br/></p><p>We looked at the goat.</p><p><br/></p><p>For about five seconds, there was complete silence. 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>Then the goat turned around…</p><p><br/></p><p>AND RAN STRAIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE BUS!</p><p><br/></p><p>People started screaming again. 😂😂😂</p><p><br/></p><p>One woman shouted:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Somebody catch this goat before e scatter this bus!”</p><p><br/></p><p>Two passengers tried to block its way.</p><p><br/></p><p>The goat dodged them like a professional footballer. 😭😭</p><p><br/></p><p>Then it disappeared underneath another seat.</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody looked at each other.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Where did it go?”</p><p><br/></p><p>Silence.</p><p><br/></p><p>The driver slowly stood up.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Nobody move.”</p><p><br/></p><p>We all became still.</p><p><br/></p><p>Then…</p><p><br/></p><p>MEEEEHHHHH! 🐐</p><p><br/></p><p>But this time, the sound came from right beside the big woman’s seat. 👀</p><p><br/></p><p>Everybody turned towards her.</p><p><br/></p><p>She looked down.</p><p><br/></p><p>Then she looked at us.</p><p><br/></p><p>And calmly said:</p><p><br/></p><p>“Why una dey look me like that?” 😭😭😂</p><p><br/></p><p>Before she could say anything else…</p><p><br/></p><p>The goat came out.</p><p><br/></p><p>TO BE CONTINUED… 👀🐐🚍</p><p><br/></p><p><a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/thebusridethattestedeveryonespatience">#TheBusRideThatTestedEveryonesPatience</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/episode6">#Episode6</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/storytime">#Storytime</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/nigeriangist">#NigerianGist</a> <a class="tc-blue" href="https://twocents.space/insights/tag/funnystory">#FunnyStory</a></p>
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