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That Dark Writer
Freelancer @ Lagos State University
Plans Gone Wrong
<p>Am I the only one that made plans. </p><p>Plans for the future. </p><p>Plans in which as a lady, you'd be married by 24, 25 at most. </p><p>I was a fascinating kid. </p><p>I wanted to be a famous actress or model, even made sure I had the build for it. </p><p>If you ask me now, I just want to be a rich business woman with enough to live comfortably. </p><p>My plan was as follows:</p><p>By 15: Be done with secondary school </p><p>By 16: Be in university </p><p>By 20: Be rid of school and books in general. </p><p>By 21: Be done with the government and NYSC whatever. </p><p>By 22: Have a stable job and steady income. </p><p>By 24: Be preparing for marriage if not already married. </p><p>And life plans the rest from there. </p><p>This is a great plan, I know. </p><p>I did not want some crazy wealth or anything, just enough to take care of me and the future. I'm not selfish. </p><p>But, plans gone wrong. </p><p>My plan was fine until after graduating secondary. </p><p>According to my plan, by 18,I should be in 200lvl.</p><p>Currently I'm in 100lvl and what's more infuriating is my school is on strike. How do I go from here, if my school won't even go? </p><p>How did I go from graduating at 20 to still being in school at 20?</p><p>At this point, I'll be a grandma by the time I'm rid of the government. </p><p>Not to even talk of getting a job, which is now the hardest part of life. </p><p>There's is now age restrictions on jobs</p><p>If you're not too old, you're unexperienced. </p><p>How would I get a job if the job is not willing to accept me because I don't have experience? </p><p>Where do I get the experience from then? </p><p>How do I even travel around the world if it's hard to get a visa in my country.</p><p>Who else had noticed that this country is easy to get in but very hard to leave? </p><p><br/></p><p>As for marriage, no comments but I will say one thing</p><p>"God abeg" </p><p>I've long realized, thanks to my dad that becoming an actress is not easy. </p><p>I'm fact nothing is easy but that one is not a very good basket to put all your eggs in</p><p>Anyways, worry not, I have a plan B</p><p>I'm smart, I know. </p><p>My plan B is to become Catwoman and have the government pay me to protect the citizens. </p><p>At this point, this seems more possible than finishing school. </p><p>So off I go to find a cat and combine our DNAs</p><p><br/></p>
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