<p>(scrolling my status dashboard) same old , boring ,dull, fake, cringe. oh, a funny a funny joke from one of my weird friends . to be polite, I'll re-share it. JEFFREY! (a butler-type creature who's super short like a maltina can and very creepy, skitters into the room from a crack in the wall) be a dear and block this guy for me would you? (Jeffrey pulls out a rusted dagger from behind its back and licks it) thanks. now get out. (Jeffrey quickly scuttles out of the doors and into the road where it is immediately hit by a truck at 90 mph) </p>
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