<p>Shit.</p><p><br/></p><p>Why is he calling me ooo?</p><p><br/></p><p>Oya, breathe in, breathe out.</p><p><br/></p><p>Goshhhhh.</p><p><br/></p><p>Why are my legs shaking?</p><p><br/></p><p>And why the hell are people looking at meee?</p><p><br/></p><p>When I got near him, he gave me that cranky smile and gave me a sign to follow him.</p><p><br/></p><p>Guyyyy, my legs were just hitting each other.</p><p><br/></p><p>We got into the office.</p><p><br/></p><p>Wait, the name on the desk plate is Adedayo Bukola O, while Femi is Adedayo Femi.</p><p><br/></p><p>Ochim.</p><p><br/></p><p>Are they related?</p><p><br/></p><p>Wow.</p><p><br/></p><p>So the registrar is my potential in-law. Seems I need to come and be cleaning her office.</p><p><br/></p><p>Bia Adanne, are you okayyyyy?</p><p><br/></p><p>โHey,โ Femi called.</p><p><br/></p><p>โHey kwa?โ</p><p><br/></p><p>โI have a name, please.โ</p><p><br/></p><p>But I didn't say that louder shaa.</p><p><br/></p><p>โIt is Half-Baked Cookie. Do you remember?โ</p><p><br/></p><p>Oh damn, I forgot I called him a half-baked cookie.</p><p><br/></p><p>Shit.</p><p><br/></p><p>I smiled nervously.</p><p><br/></p><p>I looked at him sitting on the registrar's chair like a king. His cologne was intoxicating.</p><p><br/></p><p>I could even see his Adam's apple moving.</p><p><br/></p><p>I swallowed.</p><p><br/></p><p>I really wanted to tell him how tired I am of sleeping, yet somehow, I don't mind sleeping when it means I get to seeย him my dreams.ย </p><p><br/></p><p>Guyyysss, I'm finished.</p><p><br/></p><p>โHey.โ</p><p><br/></p><p>He called again.</p><p><br/></p><p>โOh, sorry.โ</p><p><br/></p><p>โNice lip combo.โ He winked.</p><p><br/></p><p>Awwww ๐ย </p><p><br/></p><p>The Almighty Femi Adedayo, SUG President, winking at me?</p><p><br/></p><p>He even said my lip combo is good.</p><p><br/></p><p>Oh, my vendor should better get ready, 'cause I'mma raid her shop for more combos.</p><p><br/></p><p>โSit,โ he said.</p><p><br/></p><p>Awwww</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>What a gentleman.</p><p><br/></p><p>โSo, I heard you write stuffsโ</p><p><br/></p><p>โHuh?โ</p><p><br/></p><p>I was shocked.</p><p><br/></p><p>Wait!</p><p><br/></p><p>First, you know my name.</p><p><br/></p><p>Now, you know I'm a writer.</p><p><br/></p><p>How the hell did you know all this stuff?</p><p><br/></p><p>He smirked.</p><p><br/></p><p>โI have my ways.โ</p><p><br/></p><p>And you still have punishment for calling me a half-baked cookie.</p><p><br/></p><p>Gosh, is he not going to forget?</p><p><br/></p><p>โSo, the thing is, I want you to write a romantic piece for my woman for her upcoming birthday.โ</p><p><br/></p><p>The smile on my face vanishedย </p><p><br/></p><p>He has a woman?</p>