<p>“Enough!”</p><p>was all we heard the king say.</p><p><br/></p><p>“The twenty-four of you are guilty,</p><p>and in the next five months,</p><p>your heads shall leave your necks.</p><p><br/></p><p>Lock them up now!</p><p>And let the merriment begin!”</p><p><br/></p><p>That is our king,</p><p>the Merry Men King.</p><p><br/></p><p>In the third month,</p><p>we all assembled before the king.</p><p><br/></p><p>And he said,</p><p>“Today’s fun shall be held in the prison.”</p><p><br/></p><p>All the prisoners were brought out.</p><p><br/></p><p>“I want to set one of you 3,498 inmates free.</p><p>From death to death…</p><p>or to everlasting noble freedom.</p><p>Haa! Haa! Haa!”</p><p>he laughed.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Killers, bring the two giant swordsmen forward.</p><p>Unsheathe your swords!”</p><p><br/></p><p>They did.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Now, if any of you would like to take my offer,</p><p>step forward.”</p><p><br/></p><p>3,400 stepped backward.</p><p>98 stepped forward.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Let us hear your decree,”</p><p>they said in unison.</p><p><br/></p><p>“I was gifted a camel yesterday.</p><p>Anyone among you who can teach the camel how to read</p><p>will be set free</p><p>and move from death sentence to noble freedom for many centuries to come.</p><p>However, whoever fails won’t see the next two months</p><p>and shall lose his neck immediately.</p><p>Haa! Haa! Haa!”</p><p><br/></p><p>He laughed.</p><p><br/></p><p>97 stepped back in unison and echoed,</p><p>“This is impossible!”</p><p><br/></p><p>The king said,</p><p>“Yes, Number 98,</p><p>why are you standing?”</p><p><br/></p><p>“I am standing because I can do it.”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Note, the condition is instant death if you fail.”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Yes, I also have a condition.”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Speak.”</p><p><br/></p><p>“You will give me 40 days alone with this camel in a private room.</p><p>All your guards shall obey me.”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Agreed.”</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Day 20, after brainstorming,</p><p>he decided to starve the camel for 5 days.</p><p><br/></p><p>Day 25, he got a book,</p><p>opened it page by page,</p><p>poured different kinds of food on each page,</p><p>and placed it before the camel.</p><p><br/></p><p>The camel began to eat page by page.</p><p>He continued this for 5 days.</p><p><br/></p><p>On Day 35,</p><p>he did not give the camel food for 5 days.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>On Day 40,</p><p>the king arrived.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Bring out that man</p><p>who claimed he could make a camel read.</p><p>Can you make him read now?”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Yes, my lord.”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Bring me a book.”</p><p><br/></p><p>The camel began to open the pages of the book, moving through it one page after another, humming.</p><p><br/></p><p>Unknown to the king, it was searching for food within the pages.</p><p>It finished the book and hummed.</p><p><br/></p><p>Everyone was amazed.</p><p><br/></p><p>The king said,</p><p>“You have done a wonderful job,</p><p>but we only saw him going through the pages.</p><p>We did not hear what he was reading.”</p><p><br/></p><p>“My lord, our agreement was that you asked me to teach the camel how to read, not how to read aloud.”</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p>
At the end of the month, we give out prizes in 3 categories: Best Content, Top Engagers and
Most Engaged Content.
Best Content
Top Engagers
Most Engaged Content
Best Content
We give out cash prizes to between 7 and 20 community members with the best insights in the past month.
The winners are picked by an in-house selection process.
The winners are NOT picked from the leaderboards/rankings, we choose winners based on the quality, originality
and insightfulness of their content.
Here are a few other things to know for the Best Content track
1
Quality over Quantity — You stand a higher chance of winning by publishing a few really good insights across the entire month,
rather than a lot of low-quality, spammy posts.
2
Share original, authentic, and engaging content that clearly reflects your voice, thoughts, and opinions.
3
Avoid using AI to generate content—use it instead to correct grammar, improve flow, enhance structure, and boost clarity.
4
Explore audio content—high-quality audio insights can significantly boost your chances of standing out.
5
Use eye-catching cover images—if your content doesn't attract attention, it's less likely to be read or engaged with.
6
Share your content in your social circles to build engagement around it.
Top Engagers
For the Top Engagers Track, we award the top 3 people who engage the most with other user's content via
comments.
The winners are picked using the "Top Monthly Engagers" tab on the rankings page.
Most Engaged Content
The Most Engaged Content recognizes users whose content received the most engagement during the month.
We pick the top 3.
The winners are picked using the "Top Monthly Contributors" tab on the rankings page.
Contributor Rankings
The Rankings/Leaderboard shows the Top 20 contributors and engagers on TwoCents a monthly and all-time basis
— as well as the most active colleges (users attending/that attended those colleges)
The all-time contributors ranking is based on the Contributor Score, which is a measure of all the engagement and exposure a contributor's content receives.
The monthly contributors ranking tracks performance of a user's insights for the current month. The monthly and all-time scores are calcuated DIFFERENTLY.
This page also shows the top engagers on an all-time & monthly basis.
Below is a list of badges on TwoCents and their designations.
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