10 Things Every Nigerian Does But Nobody Talks About 😂🇳🇬

There are some things Nigerians do so naturally that we don't even realize they're actually funny. 😂

1. “I’m coming.”

Sometimes, “I’m coming” means you're already on your way. Other times, you haven't even entered the bathroom. 😭

2. The plastic bag inside a plastic bag.

Throwing away a perfectly good nylon bag? Never! Somewhere in a Nigerian kitchen, there's a whole family of them. 😂

3. Calling your full name.

When your mum goes from “Ife” to “Ife Dayo Aanuoluwapo!”, just know the situation has become serious. 💀

4. Opening the fridge again.

You opened it five minutes ago. Nothing was there. But somehow, you check again. Maybe food spawned. 😭

5. Running to bed after switching off the light.

The darkness doesn't even have to be scary. Nigerian childhood taught us that you simply DON'T walk slowly to the bed. 😂

6. “Who is there?”

Someone knocks. You clearly heard the knock. Yet you still ask, “Who is there?” It's tradition.

7. “Give me small.”

Small rice. Small meat. Small water. Somehow, “small” can mean almost anything.

8. Becoming an electrician when NEPA takes light.

Suddenly everybody is checking the meter, switches and sockets like professional engineers. 😂

9. Turning down the TV when someone is talking.

Because apparently the TV is disturbing the conversation even though everyone is sitting right beside it. 😭

10. Hearing your name when nobody called you.

You're peacefully minding your business, then you hear, “Come here!”

You rush there…

“Who called me?”

“Nobody.” 💀

These little things may seem ordinary, but they're part of the funny everyday experiences that make Nigerian life so unique.

Which one did I miss? 😂🇳🇬