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WHAT YOU DESERVE VS WHAT WAS GIVEN
<p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>A wedding invitation was brought to me with only Muhammad written on it.</p><p><br/></p><p>I took my pen and wrote Mr. in front.</p><p><br/></p><p>"Mr. Muhammad!" I called out loud.</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>They said, "Sit down. The food is for everyone."</p><p><br/></p><p>When it got to my turn, the bowl had passed to the next person.</p><p><br/></p><p>I dragged the food sharer back.</p><p><br/></p><p>"My own never reach."</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>The dispatch rider said,</p><p><br/></p><p>"Please hold on. I'm a few minutes away."</p><p><br/></p><p>Me: "Okay."</p><p><br/></p><p>I immediately went downstairs because he fit reach my house before me.</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>I got to an event and my chair was at the back.</p><p><br/></p><p>I carried it to the front.</p><p><br/></p><p>Someone asked,</p><p><br/></p><p>"Why did you move your chair?"</p><p><br/></p><p>Me: "God didn't create me for back seat."</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>I got to a business meeting.</p><p><br/></p><p>They said,</p><p><br/></p><p>"Join those boys and carry the goods inside."</p><p><br/></p><p>Me: "No. My position is security."</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>I went to Chicken Republic to buy fried rice and chicken.</p><p><br/></p><p>They gave me one tiny piece of chicken.</p><p><br/></p><p>Me: "Abeg, change am. I no be small pikin."</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>At the bank they said,</p><p><br/></p><p>"Oga, join the back of the queue."</p><p><br/></p><p>Me: "No wahala."</p><p><br/></p><p>Then I checked well and realized the front queue was for my transaction.</p><p><br/></p><p>I quietly relocated.</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>They handed everyone a bottle of malt.</p><p><br/></p><p>They gave me the smallest one.</p><p><br/></p><p>Me: "Bring the chairman size."</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>I entered a bus.</p><p><br/></p><p>The conductor shouted,</p><p><br/></p><p>"Oga, squeeze."</p><p><br/></p><p>Me: "Na space I go squeeze, no be my destiny."</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>For group pictures they said,</p><p><br/></p><p>"Tall people at the back."</p><p><br/></p><p>Me: "No problem."</p><p><br/></p><p>I stood where my face could still be seen.</p><p><br/></p><p>History no remember hidden faces.</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>Someone introduced everybody with their titles.</p><p><br/></p><p>When it got to me, he simply said,</p><p><br/></p><p>"Muhammad."</p><p><br/></p><p>Me: "Complete the introduction. Respect no dey use abbreviation."</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>They cut cake and gave me the smallest slice.</p><p><br/></p><p>Me: "Increase am. Celebration no be sample."</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>Me</p><p><br/></p><p>Life is funny.</p><p><br/></p><p>Many Nigerians will reject a small piece of chicken.</p><p><br/></p><p>Fight for a better seat.</p><p><br/></p><p>Correct how their name is addressed.</p><p><br/></p><p>And refuse the smallest bottle.</p><p><br/></p><p>Yet, the same people accept small dreams.</p><p><br/></p><p>Small standards.</p><p><br/></p><p>Small salaries.</p><p><br/></p><p>Small respect.</p><p><br/></p><p>Small versions of themselves.</p><p><br/></p><p>If you can reject a small piece of chicken,</p><p><br/></p><p>learn to reject a small life too.</p>
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