<p>On a particular Saturday that <em style="background-color: transparent;">smelled like wahala</em>, Mr Tavi and his wife, Mrs Lase, decided to go shopping at <strong style="background-color: transparent;">TwoCents Mall</strong>.</p><p>Just innocent shopping.</p><p>What could possibly go wrong? </p><p><br/></p><p>At the mall entrance, <strong>Oga John</strong> the doorman was doing his job with the calm of a monk on sabbatical.</p><p>Mrs Lase clocked that calm and already stored it for later use.</p><p><br/></p><p>Inside the mall, items entered trolley.</p><p>Calculator entered Mrs Lase’s head.</p><p>Confidence entered her spirit.</p><p><br/></p><p>At the counter, <strong>Nimmat</strong>, the lady attending to them, announced the bill.</p><p><br/></p><p>Mrs Lase froze.</p><p>Recalculated.</p><p>Re-recalculated.</p><p>Then chose violence.</p><p><br/></p><p>“THIS IS WRONG!”</p><p>“You people like cheating customers!”</p><p>“IS THIS HOW YOU PEOPLE DO HERE?!”</p><p><br/></p><p>Nimmat blinked twice.</p><p>Other shoppers gathered: <strong>Faye</strong>, <strong>Esther</strong>, and <strong>Kelvin</strong>—the unofficial Mall Arbitration Panel.</p><p><br/></p><p>After a few calm voices, phone calculators, and receipts flying like court exhibits, the verdict landed:</p><p><br/></p><p> Mrs Lase was not <strong>over-billed</strong>.</p><p> She was actually <strong>short-billed</strong>.</p><p><br/></p><p>Silence.</p><p><br/></p><p>Nimmat smiled the smile of someone who just dodged character assassination.</p><p>Mrs Lase adjusted her bag.</p><p>Mr Tavi cleared his throat.</p><p><br/></p><p>They left.</p><p><br/></p><p>At the door, <strong>Oga John</strong> was opening it gently—still monk-like.</p><p><br/></p><p>“WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW?!” Mrs Lase snapped.</p><p>“Is this door your family inheritance?!”</p><p><br/></p><p>Mr Tavi whispered, “Please apologize.”</p><p>Reluctantly… *sorry was released.*</p><p><br/></p><p>On their way out of the mall, <strong>Yahweh’s Delight</strong> crossed the road without seeing their car.</p><p><br/></p><p>Mrs Lase activated again.</p><p>“ARE YOU BLIND?!”</p><p>“CAN’T YOU SEE A CAR?!”</p><p><br/></p><p>Yahweh’s Delight apologized.</p><p>Mr Tavi sighed deeply, the sigh of a man who has seen things.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Please apologize too,” he said.</p><p><br/></p><p>They got home.</p><p><br/></p><p>That night, Mr Tavi decided to teach a lesson.</p><p><br/></p><p>---</p><p><br/></p><p><strong>Husband</strong>: Grab a plate and throw it on the floor.</p><p><strong>Wife</strong>: <em>Throws plate</em></p><p><strong>Husband</strong>: Did it break?</p><p><strong>Wife</strong>: Yes.</p><p><strong>Husband</strong>: Say sorry to it.</p><p><strong>Wife</strong>: Sorry.</p><p><strong>Husband</strong>: Did it return to how it was?</p><p><strong>Wife</strong>: No.</p><p><strong>Husband</strong>: Do you understand?</p><p><br/></p><p>Sometimes, <strong>sorry doesn’t fix everything</strong>.</p><p>Some lives, once cracked by words, accusations, rants, and curses, don’t snap back into shape.</p><p>Be careful how you treat people.</p><p>The life you didn’t create—don’t be the one to damage it.</p><p><br/></p><p>Mr Tavi went to bed without eating.</p><p>Mrs Lase apologized.</p><p>He didn’t budge.</p><p><br/></p><p>---</p><p><strong><br/></strong></p><h3><strong>THE NEXT DAY…</strong></h3><p><br/></p><p><strong>Wife</strong>: Good morning my love.</p><p><strong>Husband</strong>: Good morning dear.</p><p><strong>Wife</strong>: You ignored me last night despite my apologies.</p><p><br/></p><p>Mr Tavi paused.</p><p>Then softly said, “I’m sorry.”</p><p><br/></p><p>Mrs Lase smiled.</p><p>Then handed him an <strong>empty plastic bottle</strong>.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Squash it.”</p><p><br/></p><p>He did.</p><p>“Squash it more.”</p><p><br/></p><p>He did.</p><p>“Say sorry to it.”</p><p><br/></p><p>“…Sorry, bottle.”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Did it return to normal?” she asked.</p><p><br/></p><p>He sighed. “No.”</p><p><br/></p><p>She then handed him a <strong>slim kitchen file.</strong></p><p><br/></p><p><strong>“Insert it and fix it from inside.”</strong></p><p><br/></p><p>After some careful effort, the bottle slowly regained its shape—still not perfect, but better.</p><p><br/></p><p>Mrs Lase looked him in the eye, held his hand and said:</p><p><br/></p><blockquote>“Now you see…<br/>Not everything needs <em>sorry</em> to fix it.<br/>Some things need <strong>effort, intention, and action.<br/></strong>Let’s go fix last night… properly.”</blockquote><p><br/></p><p>And back into the bedroom they went.</p><p>Peace treaty signed. </p><p><br/></p><p>---</p><p><br/></p><p>If you’re waiting for a <strong>TwoCents Takeaway, Giveaway, </strong>or<strong> Reflection</strong> from me…</p><p><br/></p><p><strong>I'M SORRY.</strong></p><p><br/></p><p>Go and fix it yourself in the comment section.</p><p><br/></p><p>See you on the next <strong>TwoCents Insight</strong></p><p><br/></p>
At the end of the month, we give out prizes in 3 categories: Best Content, Top Engagers and
Most Engaged Content.
Best Content
Top Engagers
Most Engaged Content
Best Content
We give out cash prizes to 7 people with the best insights in the past month. The 7 winners are picked
by an in-house selection process.
The winners are NOT picked from the leaderboards/rankings, we choose winners based on the quality, originality
and insightfulness of their content.
Here are a few other things to know for the Best Content track
1
Quality over Quantity — You stand a higher chance of winning by publishing a few really good insights across the entire month,
rather than a lot of low-quality, spammy posts.
2
Share original, authentic, and engaging content that clearly reflects your voice, thoughts, and opinions.
3
Avoid using AI to generate content—use it instead to correct grammar, improve flow, enhance structure, and boost clarity.
4
Explore audio content—high-quality audio insights can significantly boost your chances of standing out.
5
Use eye-catching cover images—if your content doesn't attract attention, it's less likely to be read or engaged with.
6
Share your content in your social circles to build engagement around it.
Top Engagers
For the Top Engagers Track, we award the top 3 people who engage the most with other user's content via
comments.
The winners are picked using the "Top Monthly Engagers" tab on the rankings page.
Most Engaged Content
The Most Engaged Content recognizes users whose content received the most engagement during the month.
We pick the top 3.
The winners are picked using the "Top Monthly Contributors" tab on the rankings page.
Contributor Rankings
The Rankings/Leaderboard shows the Top 20 contributors and engagers on TwoCents a monthly and all-time basis
— as well as the most active colleges (users attending/that attended those colleges)
The all-time contributors ranking is based on the Contributor Score, which is a measure of all the engagement and exposure a contributor's content receives.
The monthly contributors ranking tracks performance of a user's insights for the current month. The monthly and all-time scores are calcuated DIFFERENTLY.
This page also shows the top engagers on an all-time & monthly basis.
All-time Contributors
All-time Engagers
Top Monthly Contributors
Top Monthly Engagers
Most Active Colleges
Contributor Score
The all-time ranking is based on users' Contributor Score, which is a measure of all
the engagement and exposure a contributor's content receives.
Here is a list of metrics that are used to calcuate your contributor score, arranged from
the metric with the highest weighting, to the one with the lowest weighting.
1
Subscriptions received
2
Tips received
3
Comments (excluding replies)
4
Upvotes
5
Views
6
Number of insights published
Engagement Score
The All-time Engagers ranking is based on a user's Engagement Score — a measure of how much a
user engages with other users' content via comments and upvotes.
Here is a list of metrics that are used to calcuate the Engagement Score, arranged from
the metric with the highest weighting, to the one with the lowest weighting.
1
A user's comments (excluding replies & said user's comments on their own content)
2
A user's upvotes
Monthly Score
The Top Monthly Contributors ranking is a monthly metric indicating how users respond to your posts, not just how many you publish.
We look at three main things:
1
How strong your best post is —
Your highest-scoring post this month carries the most weight. One great post can take you far.
2
How consistent the engagement you receive is —
We also look at the average score of all your posts. If your work keeps getting good reactions, you get a boost.
3
How consistent the engagement you receive is —
Posting more helps — but only a little.
Extra posts give a small bonus that grows slowly, so quality always matters more than quantity.
In simple terms:
A great post beats many ignored posts
Consistently engaging posts beat one lucky hit
Spamming low-engagement posts won't help
Tips, comments, and upvotes from others matter most
This ranking is designed to reward
Thoughtful, high-quality posts
Real engagement from the community
Consistency over time — without punishing you for posting again
The Top Monthly Contributors leaderboard reflects what truly resonates, not just who posts the most.
Top Monthly Engagers
The Top Monthly Engagers ranking tracks the most active engagers on a monthly basis
Here is what we look at
1
A user's monthly comments (excluding replies & said user's comments on their own content)
2
A user's monthly upvotes
Most Active Colleges
The Most Active Colleges ranking is a list of the most active contributors on TwoCents, grouped by the
colleges/universities they attend(ed)
Here is what we look at
1
All insights posted by contributors that attended a particular school (at both undergraduate or postgraduate levels)
2
All comments posted by contributors that attended a particular school (at both undergraduate or postgraduate levels) —
excluding replies
Below is a list of badges on TwoCents and their designations.
Comments