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Emmanuel Daniji Nigeria
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I'm Jobless writing stories @ Guardian of Planet Mars
city Lekki, Nigeria
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Posted on June 29, 2026, 10 a.m.
FUCK YOU: The Periodic Table of Petty
In Philosophy • 2 min read Albert Einstein spent his life proving that the universe obeys laws...
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Posted on June 18, 2026, 5:20 p.m.
Hi Laseee... I Just Wrote Rubbish.
In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 3 min read  The fish that learned to climb trees eventually forgot how to drow...
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Posted on June 14, 2026, 8:39 a.m.
The Echoes of What Remained
In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 4 min read A Reverse Love StoryThe bed was empty.Not abandoned. Not forgotten....
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Posted on June 13, 2026, 9:37 a.m.
The Certificate Illusion
In Career and Jobs • 4 min read ~ Why Nigeria’s Youth Are Learning for Years but Struggling to Crea...
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Posted on May 28, 2026, 2:33 p.m.
The Silent Weight Many People Are Carrying Right Now
In People and Society • 2 min read Yesterday, a man stood quietly inside a supermarket with a small ba...
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Posted on May 27, 2026, 1:12 p.m.
OLD RULERS: HOW NIGERIA KEEPS RECYCLING POWER
In Politics • 3 min read I was going to write on how your vote doesn't count, but you all go...
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Posted on May 27, 2026, 12:37 p.m.
Why Infrastructure Is Defining the Future of New Lagos Real Estate
In Journalism • 4 min read The conversation around “New Lagos” is no longer just a trend among...
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Posted on May 23, 2026, 8:07 p.m.
Let Us Write The Story For You While You Dream
In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 4 min read BigDan stretched on his bed and stared at the ceiling fan spinning ...
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Posted on May 20, 2026, 3:25 p.m.
Alcohol - Sex - Life
In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 2 min read Audio is rated 18+ (SL)Not entirely related to the write-upAudio Cr...
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Posted on May 19, 2026, 6:43 p.m.
When Love and Sacrifice End in Pain
In Relationships • 2 min read Many people believe that if you truly love someone and support thei...
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Posted on May 4, 2026, 8:16 p.m.
A Nigeria with Two Presidents
In Nigeria • 4 min read The idea that Peter Obi and Rabiu Kwankwaso could share power in 20...
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Posted on May 3, 2026, 2:43 p.m.
Jungle Idioms
In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 3 min read Tarzan had just graduated top of his class in University of Lagos, ...
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Posted on April 24, 2026, 3:34 p.m.
Inside Makoko: The Urban Crisis Lagos Has Yet to Solve
In Journalism • 4 min read As Assembly weighs displacement, experts insist: “Fix the system, n...
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Posted on April 19, 2026, 9:22 p.m.
Ants Everywhere.
In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 2 min read Its been a while, I know I’ve been Distant.Lagos will humble you sm...
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Posted on April 11, 2026, 6:28 p.m.
From Tene Side
In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 2 min read Dem say when person marry, body no be your own again. But me, Tene,...
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Posted on April 8, 2026, 12:25 p.m.
2027 Election: The Voters Are Dead
In Journalism • 5 min read Four months before Nigeria officially opens the gates to the politi...
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Posted on April 6, 2026, 12:20 a.m.
I 'Metaphor' a Reason.
In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 3 min read I MET HER FOR a reason. At least that is the easiest way to explain...
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Posted on April 5, 2026, 5:49 p.m.
THE BETRAYER’S SHADOW (Easter Sunday)
In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 4 min read Episode 3: The Risen Witness (Easter Sunday)Jerusalem woke before t...
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Posted on April 5, 2026, 3:33 p.m.
Easter Eggs Instead of Easter Chicken
In Journalism • 3 min read Every Easter in Nigeria comes with familiar scenes.Children running...
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Posted on April 4, 2026, 6:17 p.m.
THE BETRAYER’S SHADOW (Holy Saturday)
In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 4 min read Episode 2: The Silver Trail (Holy Saturday)Morning came slowly to J...
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Posted on April 3, 2026, 6:05 p.m.
THE BETRAYER’S SHADOW (Good Friday)
In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 3 min read Episode 1: The Night of Questions (Good Friday)Jerusalem had never ...
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Posted on April 3, 2026, 9:08 a.m.
Motherland. The Baby, The Bathwater
In Nigeria • 4 min read When i saw the insight Development Without the People by Bolu Tifeh...
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Posted on April 1, 2026, 12:43 p.m.
"The Fools Day" Case
In People and Society • 5 min read TCESC Archives: The Fools Day CaseBy Emmanuel DanijiMorning in the ...
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Posted on March 30, 2026, 11:37 p.m.
When the Group Was Loudest, Silence Was Winning
In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 4 min read That evening on TwoCents felt normal at first. Just another day in ...
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Posted on March 26, 2026, 7:37 a.m.
The P Perspective
In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 2 min read Alright… let’s run the Ps.Dear God of Prompts,Please prompt me on P...
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Posted on March 25, 2026, 12:34 a.m.
The Illness Without a Name
In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 1 min read Have you ever feltlike something inside youshifted quietly in the n...
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Posted on March 23, 2026, 8:18 p.m.
The Ozoro Story and Nigeria’s Viral Justice Problem
In Journalism • 4 min read There are some stories that make you pause.Not because they are sho...
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Posted on March 23, 2026, 11:08 a.m.
Track 10: Hello — Adele (Season Finale)
In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 3 min read Track 10 — Hello — Adele (Season Finale)---The cafĂ© had never been ...
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Posted on March 22, 2026, 11:59 p.m.
Temporary People...
In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 2 min read Somewhere along the line I noticed a pattern.And today I’m too tire...
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Posted on March 21, 2026, 5:44 p.m.
Part 1: The Girl From Break Time
In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 2 min read Part 1: The Girl From Break TimeMy first day at IADC,an Anglican mi...
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Bigdan Nigeria
May 06, 2026 09:46a.m.
Are wedding rings still significant after the wedding ceremony? Or in these times?Cos most of these couples don't wear their wedding rings no more.... 
Bigdan Nigeria
Apr 04, 2026 21:10p.m.
After publishing a post on TwoCents, what is that one thing you expect the most from your readers? And how does it affect your next post/insight?
Bigdan Nigeria
Apr 03, 2026 11:37a.m.
What if Judas did not betray Jesus? 🤔What if Peter had killed Malchus instead of cutting his ear? 🤔What if Pontius Pilate had stood his ground that he found no guilt in Jesus and then set him free?...
Bigdan Nigeria
Apr 02, 2026 07:14a.m.
"The fool says in his heart, there is no God" - Psalms 14: 1So April 1 was set aside to celebrate Atheists.Hope y'all had a great holiday yesterday.
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Mar 27, 2026 16:30p.m.
I like things analog.I long ago learned that I retain things better when I read from the hard copy, absorb works of art from the original source. It's just-- it's less ephemeral. Digital, it can be...
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Mar 15, 2026 16:11p.m.
How do you deal with a partner that craves excessive attention. Let me share a short incident.I once had a girlfriend who calls me every 10 to 20 minutes. No jokes. Her calls became too freque...
The assertion that the average man will always feel threatened by a successful, strong, independe...
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