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Adanne ๐Ÿ’• Chisom ๐ŸŒบ Nigeria Script writer, Author, entertainer. @ Adekunle ajasin university akungba akoko.
In Relationships 2 min read
Dem No Dey Advice Person Wey Dey In Love ๐Ÿ˜‘
<p>I was scrolling through the streets of Facebook when I saw the meme I used for the cover pic of this insight, and it made me remember one scenario that still cracks me up anytime I remember it .</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>So actually, my bestie had been having issues in her relationship.ย </p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>She said the guy was cheating. It was even obvious.ย </p><p><br/></p><p>I saw him one day with one fair babe at Ibaka Market, but I pretended not to see them.ย </p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>I didn't even tell my friend sef</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>No be my mouth Dem go hear that one .</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>So that lovely Saturday, around 7pm, I just got back from rehearsal.ย </p><p><br/></p><p>As I wanted to open my door, I heard someone sobbing.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>I looked towards my neighbour's room.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>This girl's slippers were there.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>I just burst inside.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>I saw my girl crying.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Guyssss, if you see this girl's eyes. ๐Ÿ˜ญ</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Omo, I already knew it was that boy's issue again.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Me and my neighbour pet this girl tire.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>She no gree.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Sometimes she would even increase the volume.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Omo, I won't lie, it was funny to me. ๐Ÿ˜‚</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>We had told this girl to leave this guy. She no gree.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>She started crying again, saying it was the boy's fault ooo, blabla.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>She said the guy went to the club with his new girl oo.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>My friend cried ooo.</p><p><br/></p><p>ย I had to put her on my chest.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>She looked at me and was like,</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>โ€œFavour, am I not a good girlfriend?โ€</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Eyaaaaahhh ๐Ÿคง</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Ndo ooo.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Even the hunger I was feeling disappeared.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Me and my neighbour sha joined mouth to insult the boy wella.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>ย We called the poor guy all sorts of names oo .</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Few minutes later, she received a text.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>She stood up and went to do lip combo.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>For person wey dey cry just now.ย </p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>We were just looking at her.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>โ€œIโ€™m going joor.โ€</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>โ€œShould we escort you?โ€</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>She said no.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>โ€œOya na, take care. Don't think about that silly boy again.โ€</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>โ€œDon't call him silly boy joor.โ€</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>I just opened mouth. ๐Ÿ˜‘</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>โ€œOya shaa, take care.โ€</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Fast-forward to midnight ooo.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>I texted this girl, โ€œHow are you?โ€</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>She replied โ€œI'm fine joor. I dey cuddle my babe.โ€</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>WTF??? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>โ€œBabe kwa? Which one?โ€</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>โ€œHow many babe I get?โ€</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>โ€œUpon all what you said he did to you??โ€</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>โ€œFavour, you can't understand as you no get man.โ€</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Enhhhhhhh.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Wow.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>โ€œOya nah, gbam. No be your fault. Na me put mouth for una matter.โ€</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Na why I no dey like put mouth for relationship people matterย  oo.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Make nobody put me for talk bikonu. ๐Ÿ˜‘</p>

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