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MATURE MINDS ONLY.

9 at Night.

“At the alley of the rough neighborhood. Two voluptuous ladies walk pass him whilst he leaned against the wall”

Him: (itches his area and stared at their behind as they walk pass) Hey mamas! (whistles lustfully) I can make you happy, you know?

Them:(far from him) Dumb ass!!

Him: Damn!! C’mon girls!!

Them: (yells) Piss off cheap ass!!

Him: (yells at the top of his voice) Well, I ain’t gonna waste my junk on some piece of sh..

His buddy: (interrupts him by covering his mouth) Yoo Negro!! That’s Boss’s girls men.

Him: (yanks his hands off and scoffs) I get to have fun with whoever I want to bro.

His buddy: (hesitates) Bro, I gotta need that stuff. 

Him: (questions him with his eye gestures) Which is? (realizes) Bro, did you spend all that stuff??

His buddy: Bro, ain’t my fault all these girls ain’t accepting me. Look at me man. (begins counting with us fingers) I got the body, connection, the junk, the stuff. It’s a matter of time.

Him: (disappointed) Whatever. How much? (reaches out to his pocket and begins counting bills) How much dawg?

His buddy: (excitedly) yeah, that’s my dawg..

“He gives his friend enough.”

His buddy: (disappointed) Bro, girls ain’t gonna flock with this cash man.

Him: Bro, sell some dope and get yourself some cash. You know I’m short lately. Boss shipment got hijacked. (pauses) I gatta take care of my girl. (Irritated by his whining) The hell nigga!!!

His buddy: (cedes) Whatever man. I gatta satisfy some cheeks. (Hops out of the scene)

Him: Take it easy on them girls.

His buddy: (yells) Ain’t girls bro!!!

WHAT THE 😂😂

Him: (says to himself)That nigga! Still my guy.

“His girl sneaks up on him and taps his behind.”

His girl: Hey you!!

Him: (not so glad to see her. Turns to face her and grabs her by her waist) What’s up?

His girl: I need cash.

He pushes her in irritation.

His girl: Nigga!!, what the…

Him: (vents) I gave you cash last week to pay for your lil sis training!! I gave you on Sunday to get your hair done!! I gave you yesterday to settle your debt at the salon!! What do I get girl!!! More complains no money. My mama..

His girl: (yells at him) Nigga, don’t you raise no voice at me!! 

Him: My mama is sick!! The streets cold!! What you want me to do huh!! What?!!!

His girl: Get some more!!

Him: (shocked) I thought you was different!! You just the same as them whores who fucking sell their shi…

His girl: (slaps him) Go find yourself a new girl, cheap ass!! Ain’t no man wanna not spend money on me.

“Walks out of the scene. His phone rings”

Him: (pissed out) Shit. What!!!

The caller: (panicking) Your dawg bro.. Them gang took em !!

Him: (shocked) I’m on my way!

Begins to run to the gay club