<p>The word “<strong>man</strong>” should be pronounced in Africa American Vernacular English</p><p><br/></p><p><strong>MATURE MINDS ONLY.</strong></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><em>9 at Night.</em></p><p><br/></p><p><em>“At the alley of the rough neighborhood. Two voluptuous ladies walk pass him whilst he leaned against the wall”</em></p><p><br/></p><p>Him: (itches his area and stared at their behind as they walk pass) Hey mamas! (whistles lustfully) I can make you happy, you know?</p><p><br/></p><p>Them:(far from him) Dumb ass!!</p><p><br/></p><p>Him: Damn!! C’mon girls!!</p><p><br/></p><p>Them: (yells) Piss off cheap ass!!</p><p><br/></p><p>Him: (yells at the top of his voice) Well, I ain’t gonna waste my junk on some piece of sh..</p><p><br/></p><p>His buddy: (interrupts him by covering his mouth) Yoo Negro!! That’s Boss’s girls men.</p><p><br/></p><p>Him: (yanks his hands off and scoffs) I get to have fun with whoever I want to bro.</p><p><br/></p><p>His buddy: (hesitates) Bro, I gotta need that stuff. </p><p><br/></p><p>Him: (questions him with his eye gestures) Which is? (realizes) Bro, did you spend all that stuff??</p><p><br/></p><p>His buddy: Bro, ain’t my fault all these girls ain’t accepting me. Look at me man. (begins counting with us fingers) I got the body, connection, the junk, the stuff. It’s a matter of time.</p><p><br/></p><p>Him: (disappointed) Whatever. How much? (reaches out to his pocket and begins counting bills) How much dawg?</p><p><br/></p><p>His buddy: (excitedly) yeah, that’s my dawg..</p><p><br/></p><p>“He gives his friend enough.”</p><p><br/></p><p>His buddy: (disappointed) Bro, girls ain’t gonna flock with this cash man.</p><p><br/></p><p>Him: Bro, sell some dope and get yourself some cash. You know I’m short lately. Boss shipment got hijacked. (pauses) I gatta take care of my girl. (Irritated by his whining) The hell nigga!!!</p><p><br/></p><p>His buddy: (cedes) Whatever man. I gatta satisfy some cheeks. (Hops out of the scene)</p><p><br/></p><p>Him: Take it easy on them girls.</p><p><br/></p><p>His buddy: (yells) Ain’t girls bro!!!</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>WHAT THE 😂😂</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Him: (says to himself)That nigga! Still my guy.</p><p><br/></p><p><em>“His girl sneaks up on him and taps his behind.”</em></p><p><br/></p><p>His girl: Hey you!!</p><p><br/></p><p>Him: (not so glad to see her. Turns to face her and grabs her by her waist) What’s up?</p><p><br/></p><p>His girl: I need cash.</p><p><br/></p><p><em>He pushes her in irritation.</em></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>His girl: Nigga!!, what the…</p><p><br/></p><p>Him: (vents) I gave you cash last week to pay for your lil sis training!! I gave you on Sunday to get your hair done!! I gave you yesterday to settle your debt at the salon!! What do I get girl!!! More complains no money. My mama..</p><p><br/></p><p>His girl: (yells at him) Nigga, don’t you raise no voice at me!! </p><p><br/></p><p>Him: My mama is sick!! The streets cold!! What you want me to do huh!! What?!!!</p><p><br/></p><p>His girl: Get some more!!</p><p><br/></p><p>Him: (shocked) I thought you was different!! You just the same as them whores who fucking sell their shi…</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>His girl: (slaps him) Go find yourself a new girl, cheap ass!! Ain’t no man wanna not spend money on me.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Walks out of the scene. His phone rings”</p><p><br/></p><p>Him: (pissed out) Shit. What!!!</p><p><br/></p><p>The caller: (panicking) Your dawg bro.. Them gang took em !!</p><p><br/></p><p>Him: (shocked) I’m on my way!</p><p><br/></p><p>Begins to run to the gay club</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p>
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