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Abdullah
Student @ Airforce Institute of Technology
Student @ Airforce Institute of Technology
Everybody is becoming a co-founder of Dangote Refinery😂
<p>Everybody don become co-founder of Dangote Refinery overnight 😂</p><p>You buy 10 shares and suddenly ur vocabulary change to "Our refinery."</p><p>"Our production line."</p><p>"I dey monitor crude oil prices."</p><p>Meanwhile last week you were asking your roommate for garri on credit. 😂</p><p><br/></p><p>I wanted to join the shareholder gang too, ehn. I even opened my banking app to "invest," but the app itself just showed me my balance and started laughing before I could. 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>Because right now, my money is not investing in refineries it's investing in survival. Every kobo has a job description:</p><p>💰 Feed me</p><p>🚕 Move me from hostel to lecture hall</p><p>📶 Keep my data subscription alive so lecturers can send me PDF at 11pm</p><p>😮💨 And handle my anxiety anytime results dey release</p><p><br/></p><p>No be who chop belleful dey buy share? 😂 Right now my belle no even chop bellefull, make I no talk of buying company shares. </p><p><span style="background-color: transparent;">But make we no lie, I dey happy for una sha. Continue to flex "our company," continue to post refinery pictures like say una dey commute there every morning. One day when I graduate and this suffer-and-smile phase don pass, I too go dabble into this shareholder life.</span></p><p><br/></p><p>For now, my only shares are in the "Nigerian Student Struggle PLC unlimited units, zero dividends, but very high resilience returns. 😂📚</p>
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