<p>My account balance is ₦0.00,</p><p>Even the mosquitoes have packed and gone.</p><p>I opened my PalmPay with hope in my chest,</p><p>But poverty said, “My child, go and rest.” 😭</p><p>I checked my balance, then checked it again,</p><p>As if a miracle would fall like rain.</p><p>The zero stood proudly, bold and tall,</p><p>Like the CEO of absolutely nothing at all. 😭🤲</p><p>My money saw my account and fled,</p><p>It probably heard that my needs have bred.</p><p>No food, no transport, no money for data,</p><p>But somehow my problems keep getting greater. 💀</p><p>My bank app greets me with a cheerful face,</p><p>Meanwhile, my finances have left the place.</p><p>“Your loan is ready!” the app declares,</p><p>My brother, is it money or additional prayers? 😭😭</p><p>They advertise millions for me to claim,</p><p>Yet my personal balance brings me shame.</p><p>“CashBox, earn twenty percent!”</p><p>My ₦0.00 asked, “With what investment?” 💀</p><p>Dear Lord, I am not asking for much,</p><p>Just make my account lose this poverty clutch.</p><p>Let money locate me, let blessings flow,</p><p>Because even my zero is tired of being broke. 😭🙏</p><p>Until that day, I'll smile through the pain,</p><p>And check my balance like a fool in the rain.</p><p>For though my account has nothing to show,</p><p>My financial future is loading... hopefully so. 😭💜</p>