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Stargirl. Nigeria Student and freelancer. @ Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba Akoko
In Mental Health 2 min read
Shocking Generosity.
<p>Dear Mr. Smith,</p><p><br/></p><p>Good afternoon, sir. I hope this letter meets you well.</p><p><br/></p><p>I write to profusely express my gratitude for the incredibly generous compensation I received for my recent efforts. I was truly moved to discover that my back-breaking, neck-wriggling, brain-stretching labour was worth the magnificent sum of ₦2,000.</p><p><br/></p><p>Sir, ₦2,000.</p><p><br/></p><p>I honestly did not know whether to spend it, frame it, or simply stare at it for a few minutes and reflect on the meaning of life.</p><p><br/></p><p>Who could have envisaged that one act of compensation would inspire such deep personal reflection? I have spent considerable time thinking about my future, my career, and the economic value of my labour. I have also wondered whether perhaps I have misunderstood the concept of employment entirely.</p><p><br/></p><p>The experience has been humbling.</p><p><br/></p><p>It has taught me that no matter how much effort you put into a task, there is always the possibility that your employer will remind you that effort and remuneration are two completely unrelated concepts.</p><p><br/></p><p>And for that, sir, I am grateful.</p><p><br/></p><p>However, after much reflection, I would like to make a small and very reasonable request. In the spirit of fairness, sustainability, and my continued ability to afford basic human necessities, I humbly request that future compensation be slightly more reflective of the work being done.</p><p><br/></p><p>I am not asking for a private jet. I am not requesting a company car. I am not even asking for an office with a view.</p><p><br/></p><p>I am simply asking that when I break my back, my pay should not merely pat it on the head.</p><p><br/></p><p>I believe there is a beautiful middle ground between “thank you for your efforts” and “here is ₦2,000, please continue.” I would be most grateful if we could locate that middle ground.</p><p><br/></p><p>I remain committed to doing excellent work, meeting expectations, and giving my best. I would, however, love for my best to receive compensation that does not make me question whether I accidentally volunteered.</p><p><br/></p><p>Thank you once again for your generosity. I sincerely hope that my next payment will be sufficiently improved to prevent me from having to write another letter this emotionally demanding.</p><p><br/></p><p>Yours in gratitude,</p><p>Star Girl.</p>

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