Welcome to my very first series here on **Twocents!** 🥳👏
*...waits...*
What are you doing? Why are you not clapping? 🫣🤗😪
No, no. I can wait.
*...still waiting...*
Ahhh, that's much better! Thank you. I knew you loved me. 😂
Now, I know you're probably wondering, *"Who exactly is this person?"* Don't worry. Sit back, get comfortable, and let me introduce myself.
You want to hear, abi?
**Abi?**
Answer now. Don't leave me talking to myself. 😭
Good.
So, where do I even begin? Maybe I should start by telling you who I am... or maybe how I got here... or maybe why I even decided to start writing here in the first place.
Hmm...
Wait.
Are you still reading?
Good. Continue o. Don't stop now. You've come this far, so you might as well read till the end.
Actually... from this point, you might enjoy this better if you're listening to the audio version.
Oya, oya... I'll wait.
Go and play it.
Yes, I'm serious.
I'll still be here when you come back.
*...waiting patiently...*
You're back?
Welcome! 🤭
Now... where was I?
Oh yes! I was about to introduce myself.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen... introducing...
*drum roll, please* 🥁
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...
Oh no.
My time is up. 😭
I'm so sorry, guys. That's all for today.
I know, I know. You're probably saying, *"After all this suspense?"*
Sorry. 🫣
You'll have to come back for **Part 2**, I promise I'll introduce myself... hopefully😁
Until then, don't disappear. I'll be waiting.
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