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IPO PALAVA.
<p>Alhaji Aliko Dangote…</p><p>The man of the hour.</p><p><br/></p><p>IPO this, IPO that.</p><p><br/></p><p>At the price of **₦525 per share**, with a minimum of 10 shares per individual…</p><p>The people’s IPO, so they call it.</p><p>Big marketing, Big promises.</p><p>Seems fair, I thought.</p><p><br/></p><p>₦10,000 in my account. Maybe I should…</p><p><br/></p><p>But Opeyemi Famakin says to observe. That money meant to change people’s lives wouldn’t be this glaring. The investors would make their money back, but what would happen to the masses?</p><p><br/></p><p>Something is definitely fishy.</p><p><br/></p><p>Let’s observe…</p><p><br/></p><p>I cross that off my mind, and the first thing I see on X:</p><p><br/></p><p><img alt="" src="/media/inline_insight_image/20E8AFD6-34CF-41D3-9D66-4F1C7CF7389F.jpeg"/><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>And the thought crosses my mind:</p><p><br/></p><p>Eiiiiii… hope I’m not snoozing?</p><p><br/></p><p>I leave X for TikTok, and the first thing I see is:</p><p><br/></p><p><img alt="" src="/media/inline_insight_image/57034C35-F44E-48C6-9951-0436FC25363F.jpeg"/><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>What is this again???</p><p><br/></p><p>But Opeyemi Famakin says, at this point, Fvck what anyone says oooo.</p><p><br/></p><p>What if the company declines?</p><p><br/></p><p>What if the numbers that my eyes seem to gloss over turn into a loss?</p><p><br/></p><p>What if… and what if…</p><p><br/></p><p>And I’m still here contemplating.</p><p><br/></p><p>Only to open WhatsApp and see:</p><p><br/></p><p><img alt="" src="/media/inline_insight_image/96DA0948-6662-4186-818B-8D0E01D28E1D.jpeg"/><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>**Are we really going to play it like this??**</p><p><br/></p><p><img alt="" src="/media/inline_insight_image/DE537C90-DD8A-4D4C-8318-F0F9B1FFCB60.jpeg"/><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>For the people, by the people.</p><p><br/></p><p>Everywhere I seem to turn…</p><p><br/></p><p>DANGOTE made it there first.</p><p><br/></p><p>I find most of these things funny, ’cause why???</p><p><br/></p><p>Even you wey never chop belleful wan buy shares. 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>Werey people.</p><p><br/></p><p>And as much as I would love to join the trend and buy shares, I don’t know anything about it.</p><p><br/></p><p>So, you guys should advise me:</p><p><br/></p><p>Should I eat, or should I buy shares?</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Disclaimer: This post reflects my personal thoughts and experiences and is intended for informational and entertainment purposes only. It does not constitute financial, investment, or professional advice. Always do your own research or consult with a certified financial advisor before making any investment decisions.</p><p><br/></p>

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