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Peculiarpen
Writer @ Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba Akoko
Writer @ Adekunle Ajasin University Akungba Akoko
Just bring eggs
<p>Yes!!!!!</p><p>Incase you are planning to steal me and take me away, that's a clue for you😂</p><p>The way i love eggs eeehhhnn, I can literally eat 10 in a day when i see the opportunity and I'll still be craving for more of it sincerely.</p><p>A guy actually made me leave home because of egg 😂</p><p>Ohhh I didn't tell you guys about it, my bad🤦</p><p>So this is what happened......</p><p>I'm an introvert that don't even like going out, you only see me outside when I'm going to work or I want to get something or when I'm going to church. It's that bad ooo because, I love my privacy so much and I love my company (yes I keep myself company so well)</p><p>So this fateful night, I was inside just laying down as usual and pressing my phone when I just saw my friend's message telling me to come outside and meet him at the shop. Emi keh, come out to where, nibo. I go nowhere ooo.</p><p>And boom!!! He said I'll buy egg for you😩</p><p>Omohhh i just wear clothe, wear my slippers as usual, and carry my two left legs outside straight to his shop and immediately I got there I just said, let's get the eggs started😂</p><p>I Sha chop two eggs that night Sha🤷</p><p>So, I'm here telling you that, incase you're eyeing me and you don't know how to come out straight, just bring eggs we will talk better😂</p><p>What's even the work of egg in the body self🤔</p><p>Where are my egg lovers here ooo</p>
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