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Adanne 💕 Chisom 🌺
Script writer, Author, entertainer. @ Adekunle ajasin university akungba akoko.
Script writer, Author, entertainer. @ Adekunle ajasin university akungba akoko.
PETS I MAY NEVER HAVE.
<p>I swear I am not a scaredy cat oo </p><p><br/></p><p>I'm fearless, but there are levels to things abeg.</p><p><br/></p><p>But there are some animals I would NEVER take as pets.</p><p><br/></p><p>Neverrrrrrrrrrrrr </p><p><br/></p><p>1. Snake </p><p><br/></p><p>I hate snakes.</p><p>I despise them.</p><p>I loathe them.</p><p>I dislike them. </p><p><br/></p><p>You see this snake, it has traumatized me </p><p><br/></p><p>There was a time a baby snake nearly entered my room one night in school.</p><p><br/></p><p>Omoh, I was just screaming that midnight </p><p><br/></p><p>This thing was literally hooking my door with its head. I was just thinking, if this thing enters my room, where would I sleep? </p><p><br/></p><p>I killed it though.</p><p><br/></p><p>Then I saw a man on Facebook who literally has 3 fucking snakes as pets.</p><p><br/></p><p>As how guyyyyy??? </p><p><br/></p><p>Python for that matter.</p><p><br/></p><p>I no fit abeg. Make I no go tempt my village people.</p><p><br/></p><p>What if the snake decides to explore and use me as birthday dinner? </p><p><br/></p><p>I can't even imagine waking up to see a snake roaming over me.</p><p><br/></p><p>Mbanu, I ain't doing that.</p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>Snakes on his bed?! Can you imagine??</p><p><img alt="" src="/media/inline_insight_image/1000499289.png"/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>2. Rottweiler </p><p><br/></p><p>You see me and dogs, we are mortal enemies.</p><p><br/></p><p>The only one I'm not scared of is ekuke (local dog).</p><p><br/></p><p>But all these other ones should not come near me abeg.</p><p><br/></p><p>Even that local dog fears me sometimes. 😂</p><p><br/></p><p>I remember when two dogs pursued me when I was 8 years old.</p><p><br/></p><p>Guyyyyy, I can never forget that day.</p><p><br/></p><p>I was literally screaming! </p><p><br/></p><p><img alt="" src="/media/inline_insight_image/1000499293.png"/></p><p><br/></p><p>3. Lion cub </p><p><br/></p><p>Baby lion oo.</p><p><br/></p><p>Fetus lion oo.</p><p><br/></p><p>Anything lion, just count me out. 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>What if the lion grows up tomorrow and decides to have a taste of its owner's flesh?</p><p><br/></p><p>Una dey really give village people chance oo. </p><p><br/></p><p><img alt="" src="/media/inline_insight_image/1000499288.png"/></p><p><br/></p><p>Lastly, CAT</p><p><br/></p><p>You see, I don't know how to explain this one.</p><p><br/></p><p>But there is something about cats that gives me goosebumps. It just irks me so badly .</p><p><br/></p><p>There was one time I went to buy something.</p><p><br/></p><p>As I got there, I was admiring one fine brother with dimples oo. </p><p><br/></p><p>That is how this cat came from nowhere.</p><p><br/></p><p>This fine brother carried the cat and put it on his laps.</p><p><br/></p><p>The cat was literally romancing him. 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>That was how the admiration vanished oo.</p><p><br/></p><p>Just like that.</p><p><br/></p><p>Call me petty, I agree. 😩😂</p><p><br/></p><p><img alt="" src="/media/inline_insight_image/1000499300.png"/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p><p>So, what is that one pet you can NEVER have? </p><p><br/></p><p><br/></p>
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