I'm backkkkkkkkk. 😂😂 I'm sure y'all missed me. I haven't written in a while, but I can explain. Please lemme explain 😭😭…

Soooo, have you heard about the Hand of God Cathedral?

If you haven't, you're probably living under a rock or just out of touch with humanity and the rest of the world.

The Hand of God Cathedral is the latest news. Dedicated on the 6th of November, it is an absolute masterpiece.

Ideas from heaven above, craftsmen of the world's best, materials imported and refined — the cathedral is not just a building. It is the very definition of what happens when human dedication and willingness meet God's help.

Now, what does this have to do with me, you ask?

Why, everything.

This is because your bae here was there in real time 😙… not just there, but officiated as an usher.

…(I feel sooo damn important)

Anyways, I felt the need to go on a bit of a break until the dedication was over 'cause it was a bit overwhelming even when I wasn't doing anything and the fact that my original story line for 9.9.7 was caught in a different novel or at least something really similar 😭😭…… i felt sooooo disheartened but that’s fine. Back to the drawing board I guess 🤷‍♀️…. But I'm back now babyyyy 🥹…. I missed you guys, and 9.9.7 did too.

Oh well, as for the other set of numbskulls who insist on bitching about how the cathedral came to be through various unsavory means, it is my pleasure to inform you that I don't give a shit (me and like millions more).

Yes, we don't give a shit.

But we are considerate and caring, so if you ever feel the need to be a bit more spiteful or just a bit more bitter than usual, then please do this:

cough cough Get in your car and drive to Igwuruta — or if you don't have one, don't bother; just go to the car park and get a ride to Igwuruta. Guess what 🙃, you don't even have to worry about finding your way. Just tell the driver to take you to Salvation Ministries at Igwuruta, and walla — problem solved.

When you get there, feel free to walk around and take a look, and when you're done, you can go back to stewing in frustration, devastation and disbelief…

But for my buddies, I humbly invite y'all to join us for our Sunday services at 7, 9 and 11 am…

Peace.

9.9.7 will be uploading soon. I am sooo sorry for all the disappointments.