My friend's elder sister's wedding will be coming up soon, the wedding cards were distributed and mine was delivered to me three weeks ago.

It was a good thing because it is not me and you that will be wearing off-colour that day😒. So I opened the card to check out the venue and . most importantly, the colours of the day only for me to see "beige, terracotta and ivory" 

Everywhere first blurrr😳. Like WTH!!! Where did all these colours come from??

Colours should now be a course in the University because how do you expect me to understand all of these?? Just when I thought I knew colours, I started hearing different types of colours that I haven't heard before.

It got to a point that I began to ask myself if I knew anything because this is actually crazy 😂😭🤧..

I was taught primary colours "red, blue and yellow".... 

Secondary colours " green, orange and purple"...

Supplementary, ahbi is it complementary colours like "reddish brown, greenish yellow" and so on.

Now it's not green but SAGE...

It's not purple but MAUVE...

It's not brown but DUNE or HAZEL depending on the shades...

It's not bluish green but TEAL...

It's not burnt orange but TERRACOTTA....

It's not violet but LAVENDER...

Even almighty red don carry plenty shades ooo, which one is GARNET again naaa!!😂😭

I am dead serious when I say that universities should start lecturing on colours, it should be approved as a course TBH!!