“Femi, do you take Adanne as your lawfully wedded wife?”

Femi stared at me with the most loving eyes ever.

Gosh, I wanna melt.

I saw Ed Sheeran playing the piano slowly, sweetly, and softly.

Oh my world!

Femi is full of surprises. How the hell did he do that?

“Yes, I do,” Femi said in the most soothing voice ever.

“Adanne, do you take Femi as your lawfully wedded husb-”

“Yes!” I cut him off.

My friends laughed.

“You may now kiss the bride.”

My favourite part!

Femi slowly pulled me by the waist.

I shivered.

I bit my lip slowly as he leaned in for a kiss—

WTF?!

I woke up to a knock on my head.

I stared at Osas angrily.

Why the hell would he make me lose the one and only opportunity to kiss Femi?

“Osas, why you wake me?” I asked, trying to control my anger.

“WTF were you screaming ‘I do’ while sleeping?”

“Guyyyy, you for just mind your business nah.”

“Na me you dey follow talk?”

He said it, sounding pissed.

Oh shit. I forgot he was my big bro and cousin.

“Oya, no vex, but....”

“But wetin? I talk say make you come cook for me? Why you dey sleep?”

“As how?”

“Na me talk say make you fight with your babe?”

He frowned.

“How that one take enter, enhhh?”

Our banter was cut short by a phone call.

“Who be that?” I asked.

“Na Elon.”

“Okay,” I mouthed.

He picked up the call.

“Wassup, man?”

“I dey eje,” Elon replied from the other end.

Osas stared at me.

I gave him faces.

He then gave me a fuck you sign.

“Aaaaaaaaah!”

“Na today,” he immediately said.

I looked at him.

“I don forget oo. E no go good make I miss the Osaige party.”

“Na my guy.”

“Meet me for house make we gather go.”

He dropped the call.

He looked at me, knowing I was expecting an explanation.

“Na Osaige dey do birthday.”

“Wait!”

“Osaige? The Sports Director?”

“His birthday is today.”

Damn.

Definitely, Femi should be there.

Oh, I'll finally see my baby after two weeks of not seeing him.

I must find a way to be at that party.