<p>“Femi, do you take Adanne as your lawfully wedded wife?”</p><p><br/></p><p>Femi stared at me with the most loving eyes ever.</p><p><br/></p><p>Gosh, I wanna melt.</p><p><br/></p><p>I saw Ed Sheeran playing the piano slowly, sweetly, and softly.</p><p><br/></p><p>Oh my world!</p><p><br/></p><p>Femi is full of surprises. How the hell did he do that?</p><p><br/></p><p>“Yes, I do,” Femi said in the most soothing voice ever.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Adanne, do you take Femi as your lawfully wedded husb-”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Yes!” I cut him off.</p><p><br/></p><p>My friends laughed.</p><p><br/></p><p>“You may now kiss the bride.”</p><p><br/></p><p>My favourite part!</p><p><br/></p><p>Femi slowly pulled me by the waist.</p><p><br/></p><p>I shivered.</p><p><br/></p><p>I bit my lip slowly as he leaned in for a kiss—</p><p><br/></p><p>WTF?!</p><p><br/></p><p>I woke up to a knock on my head.</p><p><br/></p><p>I stared at Osas angrily.</p><p><br/></p><p>Why the hell would he make me lose the one and only opportunity to kiss Femi?</p><p><br/></p><p>“Osas, why you wake me?” I asked, trying to control my anger.</p><p><br/></p><p>“WTF were you screaming ‘I do’ while sleeping?”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Guyyyy, you for just mind your business nah.”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Na me you dey follow talk?”</p><p><br/></p><p>He said it, sounding pissed.</p><p><br/></p><p>Oh shit. I forgot he was my big bro and cousin.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Oya, no vex, but....”</p><p><br/></p><p>“But wetin? I talk say make you come cook for me? Why you dey sleep?”</p><p><br/></p><p>“As how?”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Na me talk say make you fight with your babe?”</p><p><br/></p><p>He frowned.</p><p><br/></p><p>“How that one take enter, enhhh?”</p><p><br/></p><p>Our banter was cut short by a phone call.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Who be that?” I asked.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Na Elon.”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Okay,” I mouthed.</p><p><br/></p><p>He picked up the call.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Wassup, man?”</p><p><br/></p><p>“I dey eje,” Elon replied from the other end.</p><p><br/></p><p>Osas stared at me.</p><p><br/></p><p>I gave him faces.</p><p><br/></p><p>He then gave me a fuck you sign.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Aaaaaaaaah!”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Na today,” he immediately said.</p><p><br/></p><p>I looked at him.</p><p><br/></p><p>“I don forget oo. E no go good make I miss the Osaige party.”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Na my guy.”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Meet me for house make we gather go.”</p><p><br/></p><p>He dropped the call.</p><p><br/></p><p>He looked at me, knowing I was expecting an explanation.</p><p><br/></p><p>“Na Osaige dey do birthday.”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Wait!”</p><p><br/></p><p>“Osaige? The Sports Director?”</p><p><br/></p><p>“His birthday is today.”</p><p><br/></p><p>Damn.</p><p><br/></p><p>Definitely, Femi should be there.</p><p><br/></p><p>Oh, I'll finally see my baby after two weeks of not seeing him.</p><p><br/></p><p>I must find a way to be at that party.</p>
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