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Edder
Student @ University of Abuja
Student @ University of Abuja
I NEED MONEY!! 😫😩
<p style="text-align: justify; "><strong>MONEY MONEY MONEY!!! 💰😭</strong></p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">Money, where are you?</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">Where can I find you?</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">They said, <strong>“Find a job.”</strong></p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">I said okay. No problem.</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">I started looking.</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">Two weeks later, no job.</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">At this point, even the jobs have started avoiding me. 😭</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">I wake up every morning, check my phone, check my account balance, then lie back down like the country has personally offended me.</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">Sometimes I just stare at the ceiling for 30 minutes.</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">Not because I’m thinking deeply.</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">I’m just hoping an idea will fall from the ceiling. 😂</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">And the annoying part is that I’m still spending money every day.</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">I buy data today:</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">“You have <strong>5GB</strong>.”</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">Twenty minutes later:</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">“You have <strong>50MB</strong> remaining.”</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">HA! 😭😭</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">Where did the other 4.95GB go?</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">Did I download a movie without knowing?</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">Did my phone join a Zoom meeting?</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">Even my data has a spending habit now. 🤒</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">Then food.</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">Transport.</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">Small small expenses that somehow gather together and become a full-time financial problem.</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">And me?</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">No job.</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">No side hustle.</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">No mysterious uncle abroad.</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">Just vibes, prayers and a phone with 50MB remaining. 😭</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">So please, if you know how to make legitimate money in this Nigeria, abeg, carry your brother along.</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">I am not asking for too much.</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">I just want money to enter my account and stay there for more than 24 hours.</p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; "><strong>MONEY!!!</strong></p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; "><strong>Where are you?</strong></p><p style="text-align: justify; "><br/></p><p style="text-align: justify; ">I’m tired of looking for you like you’re JAMB result. 😭😂</p>
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