MONEY MONEY MONEY!!! 💰😭

Money, where are you?

Where can I find you?

They said, “Find a job.”

I said okay. No problem.

I started looking.

Two weeks later, no job.

At this point, even the jobs have started avoiding me. 😭

I wake up every morning, check my phone, check my account balance, then lie back down like the country has personally offended me.

Sometimes I just stare at the ceiling for 30 minutes.

Not because I’m thinking deeply.

I’m just hoping an idea will fall from the ceiling. 😂

And the annoying part is that I’m still spending money every day.

I buy data today:

“You have 5GB.”

Twenty minutes later:

“You have 50MB remaining.”

HA! 😭😭

Where did the other 4.95GB go?

Did I download a movie without knowing?

Did my phone join a Zoom meeting?

Even my data has a spending habit now. 🤒

Then food.

Transport.

Small small expenses that somehow gather together and become a full-time financial problem.

And me?

No job.

No side hustle.

No mysterious uncle abroad.

Just vibes, prayers and a phone with 50MB remaining. 😭

So please, if you know how to make legitimate money in this Nigeria, abeg, carry your brother along.

I am not asking for too much.

I just want money to enter my account and stay there for more than 24 hours.

MONEY!!!

Where are you?

I’m tired of looking for you like you’re JAMB result. 😭😂