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Prevail
Student @ Airforce Institute of technology
Student @ Airforce Institute of technology
The dispute between me and my account balance
<p>At this point, I think my bank account and I need couples therapy.</p><p><br/></p><p>I checked my balance yesterday, and honestly, I wish I hadn't. Some things are better left unknown.</p><p><br/></p><p>The money that entered my account didn't even spend up to five minutes there. It came, greeted me, and left. No explanation. No goodbye. Just vibes.</p><p><br/></p><p>And the annoying part? Everything is expensive.</p><p><br/></p><p>You want to eat? Money.</p><p><br/></p><p>You want to transport yourself? Money.</p><p><br/></p><p>You want to buy data to complain about not having money? More money. 😭</p><p><br/></p><p>Even the things I don't need have suddenly become cheaper than the things I actually need.</p><p><br/></p><p>Sometimes, I open my banking app just to stare at my balance. Not because I expect a miracle, but because I want to understand how someone can be this financially unfortunate.</p><p><br/></p><p>At this point, if money enters my account and stays for 24 hours, I'm throwing a thanksgiving service.</p><p><br/></p><p>Because what do you mean I received an alert in the morning and I'm checking my balance by afternoon like I'm investigating a crime scene?</p><p><br/></p><p>Dear future financial stability, wherever you are, please come home. Your child is suffering.</p><p><br/></p><p>Anyway, how long does money last in your account before it starts behaving like a visitor? 😂</p>
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