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Big Dee
Writer | Speaker | Creative Voice. I tell stories, make calls & design confidence. @ Yabatech
Writer | Speaker | Creative Voice. I tell stories, make calls & design confidence. @ Yabatech
I hate tiktok
<p>“I hate TikTok.”</p><p><br/></p><p>No, wait.</p><p><br/></p><p>Let me rephrase that.</p><p><br/></p><p>Not in that serious way o. 😂</p><p><br/></p><p>I mean it in the most sarcastic way possible.</p><p><br/></p><p>Because abeg, make it make sense.</p><p><br/></p><p>Why will something that is not even supposed to be funny suddenly turn into pure cruise?</p><p><br/></p><p>If you scroll through TikTok, or in my own case, since I don't even have the app on my phone, anytime I'm using somebody else's or my parents call me to come and see something...</p><p><br/></p><p>I swear, I don't even care about the main video.</p><p><br/></p><p>I go straight to the comments.</p><p><br/></p><p>And please...</p><p><br/></p><p>Are those people in the comments even from this earth?</p><p><br/></p><p>Because how?</p><p><br/></p><p>How is human humour bent like that? 😂</p><p><br/></p><p>Somebody will post something completely normal and the comments will turn it into a full-blown comedy special.</p><p><br/></p><p>And the way their brains work...</p><p><br/></p><p>I don't understand it.</p><p><br/></p><p>One person drops one ridiculous sentence.</p><p><br/></p><p>Another person builds on it.</p><p><br/></p><p>Someone else comes with a reference from 2007 that somehow makes the whole thing ten times funnier.</p><p><br/></p><p>And before I know what is happening, I've completely forgotten why I opened the video in the first place.</p><p><br/></p><p>I'm just there.</p><p><br/></p><p>Reading.</p><p><br/></p><p>Laughing.</p><p><br/></p><p>Scrolling.</p><p><br/></p><p>Reading another comment.</p><p><br/></p><p>Laughing again.</p><p><br/></p><p>Then suddenly I've been in the comments for fifteen minutes.</p><p><br/></p><p>Ahhh.</p><p><br/></p><p>TikTok. 😂</p><p><br/></p><p>That app is not a real place at all.</p>
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