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Life of Salma Muhammad — Season Two
<p><br/></p><p style="text-align: center;">Page Two: Forget Love, I Need Land</p><p><br/></p><p>Dear Diary,</p><p>I think I am in love. No, wait. I don’t think. I know. There is this feeling you get when you see someone and your heart just—</p><p>See them. Amebo. 😑🔪🔪</p><p>Have you made money? Una don chop today? You want to hear about love😑</p><p>Ladiessssss, love na bastard.</p><p>I need to make money fast. I need to buy land. I need to work on my body. I need to start thinking seriously about my future because what is all this love nonsense? At the end of the day, can love buy you land? Can love pay your bills? Can love make you wake up looking like a completely different person after three months at the gym?</p><p>Exactly.</p><p>And if Max continues refusing to follow the sugar daddy I suggested for him, I will just kidnap him and sell all his organs and testicles. 🙂 He keeps saying he’s straight, as if I cannot see that perfectly soft, round bombom. I am only trying to secure our future.</p><p>Anyway, before anybody starts thinking all this is because of a certain boy, it is not. It is not like I spent two hours playing and singing heartbreak songs or anything. I was simply listening to music. Very peacefully. With my face inside my pillow.</p><p>Anywayssss, I went on Snapchat to send new streaks to my streak partners when, of course, I came across yet another disgusting Indian man. Omo, they are getting worse and worse every day. Imagine this idiot trying to force me to accept his video call after two minutes of interaction. Two minutes! I just got angry, went offline and immediately continued reading my novel. 🫠🫠😝😝</p><p>And this novel eh.</p><p>It’s an Arewa love story, and I genuinely don’t know what they put inside this book because I am going crazy over it. This is actually the first time I’m reading an Arewa novel and getting this invested.</p><p>There are so many secrets, and the male character is so mysteriously cuteeeee. Ahhh. He’s always with his journal, he barely talks, he hardly reacts to anything, and the only time he actually smiles is when he’s talking to his sister.</p><p>He doesn’t remember anyone except his sister.</p><p>Then this one scene happened.</p><p>For the first time after the accident, he suddenly remembered someone’s name apart from his sister.</p><p>And the way he called her nameeeee.</p><p>Omoo. Goosebumps catch me for chesttt. 😩😔</p><p>If I continue talking about this novel, I swear I will never stop. I was literally about to continue reading when my mom called me. 😔</p><p>At the exact moment.</p><p>Like, couldn’t she wait two minutes?</p><p>Why me? Why always me? 🤧</p><p><img src="/media/inline_insight_image/IMG_7628.jpeg"/><br/></p>

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