<p>You see, one thing about university life is that no matter how prepared you think you are, university will always humble you. ππ</p><p><br/></p><p>I remember when I got admission, I was telling my siblings, βOmoh, na attachment I go dey do. I go dey chop correct meat.β π</p><p><br/></p><p>In my head, I was already imagining myself doing attachments, eating big meat and enjoying university life. π</p><p><br/></p><p>Nobody told me that the attachment I was talking about would be ordinary weaving for one whole month. ππ</p><p><br/></p><p>Nobody told me that sometimes you will see money in the morning and school runs will collect everything before evening. π</p><p><br/></p><p>Nobody told me that sometimes you will pray for food and your prayer will be:</p><p><br/></p><p>βGod, abeg make there be food. Meat sef no matter.β π</p><p><br/></p><p>Meanwhile, this was the same me that was bragging to my siblings that I would be eating big meat in school. ππ</p><p><br/></p><p>Nobody told me that sometimes if you finally see oil and rice, that food will taste like Hilda Baci cooked it herself. ππ</p><p><br/></p><p>β¦500 will suddenly feel like β¦1,000.</p><p><br/></p><p>Especially during exam period. Very traumatic something. π©</p><p><br/></p><p>We even had a name for it: Akungba Igbeyin.</p><p><br/></p><p>Chimoooooo π©π</p><p><br/></p><p>You will want to call home, but then you'll remember that they just sent you money 2 days ago. So instead, you'll start looking for that one friend you can go to because she fit cook make you chop. π</p><p><br/></p><p>Sometimes, you just dey listen to music and dey drink water. π©</p><p><br/></p><p>That was when I fell in love with Juice WRLD songs.</p><p><br/></p><p>Omoh, hunger dey cause depression ooo. ππ</p><p><br/></p><p>I remember when I was in 100 level.</p><p><br/></p><p>Me and this girl were hungry. Ewooo. π</p><p><br/></p><p>There was this guy in the villa that we didn't even really talk to. He saw us looking like two hungry Rottweilers and asked, βWhat happened?β</p><p><br/></p><p>And me, with the kind of pride I have even when I don't have shishi in my pocket, said:</p><p><br/></p><p>βNothing.β</p><p><br/></p><p>My friend screamed, βNOTHING KEE?? NA HUNGER OOO!β πππ</p><p><br/></p><p>This guy gave us β¦3,500 to buy food.</p><p><br/></p><p>Aaaaaah! Abdullah, God will bless you! ππ</p><p><br/></p><p>If you ask God for water, He will give you Pacific Ocean. ππ</p><p><br/></p><p>We cooked white rice, fried pepper sauce and egg.</p><p><br/></p><p>Gawwwd! π©π</p><p><br/></p><p>That food tasted HEAVENLY.</p><p>As we dey chop am , tears dey comot eyes .</p><p>π©π©π©</p><p>I still remember it and laugh. π</p><p><br/></p><p>It's funny how university can humble you so badly, yet somehow give you some of the funniest memories of your life.</p><p><br/></p><p>What's one university experience that humbled you but you can laugh about now? ππ</p>