THE BUS RIDE THAT TESTED EVERYONE’S PATIENCE 😂🚍 | EPISODE 3
So after all the drama of the previous stop, everybody finally settled down again. 😭
I thought to myself, “At least now we can continue this journey peacefully.”
My friend… I was WRONG. 😂
As the bus was moving, we suddenly heard:
“Driver! Driver! Stop!”
The driver stopped.
Everybody turned to see who was getting down.
Then a man entered the bus.
He looked inside.
He looked at the seats.
He looked at the passengers.
Then he asked the driver:
“How much?”
The driver told him.
The man paid and entered.
And guess what? 😭😭
He looked around and said:
“Where I go sit?”
The entire bus went silent. 😂
I almost laughed because even the people already inside were struggling to breathe properly, and this man was still looking for a seat.
The driver pointed towards the back and said:
“Oga, shift inside. You go see space.”
This driver again! 😭
SPACE?!
At this point, I was convinced the driver had a secret compartment in that bus that only he could see. 😂😂
The man squeezed himself inside.
One passenger moved to the edge.
Another lifted their bag.
Someone practically folded their legs into their chest.
And somehow…
THE MAN SAT DOWN. 😭👏
Everybody breathed a sigh of relief.
Then suddenly, the woman beside me whispered:
“Please, who get perfume?”
I asked her why.
She said:
“Something dey smell.” 😭😭😂
I tried not to laugh.
Everybody started looking around discreetly.
Nobody wanted to be the person to ask the obvious question.
Then the passenger at the back suddenly shouted:
“Driver! Abeg open window!”
The driver shouted back:
“Why?”
The man replied:
“Fresh air abeg! We dey suffocate here!” 😭😭😭
The whole bus burst out laughing.
Even the driver started laughing.
But just when we thought the situation had finally become funny instead of stressful…
The driver suddenly looked into his mirror and said:
“Wait… who has not paid?”
😭😭😭
Everybody looked at everybody.
And then…
THE BUS STOPPED.
Because apparently, someone had entered without paying. 👀
But the question was…
WHO? 😭😭
TO BE CONTINUED… 👀🚍
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