THE BUS RIDE THAT TESTED EVERYONE’S PATIENCE 😂🚍 | EPISODE 4
So the driver stopped the bus and looked at everybody through his mirror.
“Who never pay?”
Silence. 😭
Nobody moved.
Everybody suddenly became very interested in looking through the window. 😂
The driver asked again:
“I dey ask who never pay?”
One man at the back said:
“Driver, check your money well. Maybe you don forget.”
😭😭😭
The driver looked at him like…
“You wan teach me my own business?” 😂
He started checking the passengers one after another.
“You?”
“Paid.”
“You?”
“Paid.”
“Madam?”
“Paid.”
Then he got to the big woman who had entered earlier.
She confidently said:
“I don pay since.”
The driver nodded and continued.
Then suddenly, the young man sitting beside me raised his hand.
“Driver… I never pay.”
Everybody turned.
😭😭😭
The driver nearly jumped out of his seat.
“YOU?! Since when?”
The guy calmly replied:
“Since I entered.”
The whole bus erupted. 😂😂😂
The driver shouted:
**“So you enter bus, sit down, enjoy free air conditioning—”
Someone interrupted:
“Which air conditioning? Na window we dey use!” 😭😭
Everybody burst out laughing again.
Even the driver couldn't hold himself.
The young man finally brought out his money and paid.
Problem solved.
Or so we thought. 👀
The driver started the bus again.
We had barely moved for two minutes when we heard a loud voice from the back:
“STOP! STOP! STOP!”
The driver slammed the brakes.
Everybody screamed. 😭
We all turned around.
The man who shouted was standing up with a very serious expression.
He pointed towards the floor and said:
“Driver… something is moving under this seat.”
😭😭😭😭
Nobody spoke.
The bus suddenly became completely quiet.
The driver looked into the mirror.
Everybody lifted their feet.
And then…
WE HEARD IT AGAIN.
SCRATCH… SCRATCH… SCRATCH… 👀
At that moment, nobody cared about the crowded bus anymore.
Everybody just wanted to know…
WHAT WAS UNDER THAT SEAT?! 😭😭😭
TO BE CONTINUED… 🚍👀
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