THE BUS RIDE THAT TESTED EVERYONE’S PATIENCE 😂🚍 | EPISODE 5
The whole bus went silent. 😭
Everybody lifted their legs.
The driver turned off the music.
Even the person who was sleeping suddenly opened his eyes. 😂
Then we heard it again…
SCRATCH… SCRATCH… SCRATCH… 👀
One woman shouted:
“Please, driver, open the door!” 😭
The driver replied:
“Open door for what? We never know wetin dey there!”
Everybody started panicking. 😂😂
One brave guy finally bent down slowly to check underneath the seat.
He looked once.
Then he stood up immediately.
His face had completely changed. 😭
Someone asked:
“Wetin you see?”
He didn't answer.
He just pointed underneath the seat.
Everybody looked.
And then…
A SMALL GOAT HEAD POPPED OUT! 😭😭😭😭
The whole bus screamed!
“AHHHHHHH!!!”
The driver nearly left the steering wheel. 😂
The goat was somehow trapped underneath the seat, quietly minding its business like it had paid for transport. 😭😭
Someone shouted:
“Who carry goat enter this bus?!”
The man at the back replied:
“Maybe na passenger too. Leave am!” 😂😂😂
At this point, nobody could control their laughter.
The driver stopped the bus completely and started asking:
“Whose goat is this?”
Silence.
Nobody claimed it.
Then suddenly, the big woman who had entered earlier looked around and said:
“Wait… I know this goat.”
Everybody turned to her.
“YOU KNOW THE GOAT?!” 😭😭
She nodded.
Then she said:
“Na my neighbour own am.”
The whole bus went quiet again.
The driver asked:
“So how goat take enter your neighbour?”
She replied:
“I don't know ooo. Maybe e follow me enter.” 😭😭😭😂
At that point, even the driver gave up.
He just shook his head and said:
“This is the strangest bus I don ever drive.”
But before anybody could laugh again…
The goat suddenly jumped out from under the seat and started running around inside the moving bus! 😭😭😭
Everybody started screaming.
TO BE CONTINUED… 👀🚍😂
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