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The bus ride that tested everyone's patience 😹😹 epi 6

THE BUS RIDE THAT TESTED EVERYONE’S PATIENCE 😂🚍 | EPISODE 6


So the goat suddenly jumped out from under the seat and started running around inside the moving bus! 😭😭😭


Everybody screamed.


“AHHHHHHH!”


One passenger lifted both legs onto the seat.


Another person grabbed their bag and held it tightly like the goat was about to steal it. 😂


The driver was shouting:


“Everybody calm down! Make una no panic!”


But how are we supposed to be calm when a GOAT was running freely inside a moving bus?! 😭😭


The goat ran from the back to the front.


MEEEEHHHH! 🐐


Everybody moved away.


It passed one passenger's legs and the man shouted:


“Driver! This thing dey pursue me!” 😂😂


The driver shouted:


“Oga, na you dey pursue am! Leave am!”


The goat suddenly stopped in the middle of the aisle.


Everybody froze.


The goat looked at us.


We looked at the goat.


For about five seconds, there was complete silence. 😭


Then the goat turned around…


AND RAN STRAIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE BUS!


People started screaming again. 😂😂😂


One woman shouted:


“Somebody catch this goat before e scatter this bus!”


Two passengers tried to block its way.


The goat dodged them like a professional footballer. 😭😭


Then it disappeared underneath another seat.


Everybody looked at each other.


“Where did it go?”


Silence.


The driver slowly stood up.


“Nobody move.”


We all became still.


Then…


MEEEEHHHHH! 🐐


But this time, the sound came from right beside the big woman’s seat. 👀


Everybody turned towards her.


She looked down.


Then she looked at us.


And calmly said:


“Why una dey look me like that?” 😭😭😂


Before she could say anything else…


The goat came out.


TO BE CONTINUED… 👀🐐🚍


#TheBusRideThatTestedEveryonesPatience #Episode6 #Storytime #NigerianGist #FunnyStory


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