On my way...

On my way to the land of love

As I dey go, I dey view some beautiful moments

Moments wey I no fit just take my mind off immediately

I kept thinking, "This should just be me." 😭

Omoh, God when? 😢

So I sha continue my journey, still viewing all these beautiful moments

If I no fit make one, at least I go watch other people making theirs

Maybe if I finally get my own, I go don sabi how everything works by then

I no go just dey start from scratch

I go start from the top! 😂

So I still dey go where I no even know, sha

Just dey follow that road

Before I knew wetin dey sup, the road kon dey turn into a narrow road

Wait o...

Which kind road be this?

When I no dey go heaven? 

I no even know where I gather that mind from, but I still continued my narrow road

Maybe I fit see my daddy for heaven and ask am to give me the trillions of dollars wey I wan make in the future

Make e just give me the money now

Why wait till future? 

So I sha continue my journey

At this point, I no dey look any beautiful moments again

My attention don change

I kon focus like person wey thief something and still dey pretend like say nothing happen

I kept my eyes on the road and continued my journey to heaven

Lo and behold...

I saw a light

A very bright light shining from afar

Omoh!

Which kind light be this?

Because this one no fit be ordinary touch light

I moved closer to the light

As I got closer...

Lo and behold!

I saw something I wasn't expecting

An ANGEL! 😇

Dressed in a WHITE WEDDING GOWN

Yes o!

Na wedding gown this angel wear

I was surprised too 😃

So na this angel wey dey shine so brightly make me lose focus on every other pleasure and concentrate on her?

Omo, the light was something else!

Although, I must confess, she was worth every bit of my attention

Because this angel had been waiting for me

Waiting for me to arrive

Suddenly...

I looked at myself

Omo!

I don turn another person!

I was now wearing a suit

And not just any ordinary suit o

This suit get level!

Peller self no fit afford to sew am 😂

I no talk am o 🏃‍➡️🏃‍➡️

Na so I joined my beautiful angel on the stage

I told myself that if I finally got my own, I would start from the top, not from scratch

And guess what?

The wedding started immediately!

I no dey follow una do all those:

"What's your name?"

"Can I know you more?"

"Let's go on a date."

"Let's do introduction."

Me?

I no need all those processes again

Na marriage o!

And I no fear anything

At least, as people always talk, pikin dey bring blessings

So I go born 24 children

That means 24 blessings!

Calculate am yourself 😂

The wedding was already in progress

We were dancing, having fun and enjoying ourselves

Omoh, the wedding was LIT! 🔥

Fast forward to the most important part

The moment everybody had been waiting for

Do you take so-so-so to be your lawfully wedded wife, to love and cherish blah blah blah.....

Before the prophet could even finish his question...

I DON SAY YES!

Omo, I no even allow am complete the sentence

The bride too didn't waste time

She said YES!

At this point, I was already feeling like the happiest man in heaven

Now, we finally got to the interesting part

The prophet looked at us and said:

"YOU MAY NOW KISS YOUR BRIDE!"

OMOOOOOO! 

JOY FULL MY BODY!

Finally!

After all the journey, the narrow road, the bright light and everything I had passed through...

Na this moment I don reach!

I quickly adjusted my tie

Straightened my suit

Made sure everything was in place

Because I no wan embarrass myself in front of my wedding guests

I had to look handsome for my angel 😂

I slowly walked towards her

She stood there looking beautiful in her wedding gown

I gently pulled her closer by her waist

She leaned against my chest

We looked into each other's eyes

No talking

Just eye contact

Omo!

You know that kind of moment when everywhere suddenly becomes quiet?

When it feels like everybody has disappeared and na just the two of una remain?

Yes!

Na that kind moment I dey talk about

I no even know how to explain am

If you never experience this kind thing before, abeg go marry too

You are getting old! 🏃‍➡️😂

Back to my wedding...

My angel was still looking directly into my eyes

I could feel the tension building

Everybody was watching us

The guests were smiling

Some were already bringing out their phones to capture the moment

Even the prophet was standing there with his mouth slightly open, as if na him wan kiss the bride 😂

I slowly leaned towards her

She also moved closer

Our faces were getting closer...

Closer...

And closer...

At this point, even me sef, my heart was doing something I couldn't explain

I adjusted my position

She tilted her head slightly

I moved my face towards hers

Our noses were almost touching

The distance between us was disappearing

Omo!

THIS KISS WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!

The guests were waiting

The prophet was waiting

My 24 future blessings were waiting! 😂

I closed my eyes slowly

She closed hers too

I leaned forward a little more...

Just a little more...

Almost there...

AND THEN...

🎵 TIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRI! 🎵

WAIT!!!

WETIN BE THAT?!

I opened my eyes

The angel disappeared

The wedding guests disappeared

The prophet disappeared

The beautiful wedding gown disappeared

Even my expensive suit disappeared!

OMOOOOOOOO! 

NA MY ALARM DEY RING!

Na so this foolish alarm wake me up from my beautiful moment!

I NO LATER KISS MY ANGEL!

😭😭😭😭😭😭

F**K!

Who send me to set alarm in the first place?!

Omo, I for don marry by now

I for don become a husband

I for don become a father of 24 children

I for don receive my 24 blessings

But see where I am now

Still lying on my bed!

WITHOUT A WIFE!

WITHOUT CHILDREN!

AND WITHOUT THE KISS! 😭

I sha decided to draw this my angel

At least, make I have something to remember her by

Na so I picked my pencil and started drawing her

But I used a nose mask to cover her face

Una no go see her beauty o

Because I no trust una!

I no want anybody to see this angel and start looking for her inside their own dreams

Make una no go finish my dream for me before I sleep tonight 😂

Abeg, if una see this angel for anywhere, no tell her say I don wake up

Make she continue waiting for me

Because tonight...

WE MUST COMPLETE THIS WEDDING! 😂❤️