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Oluwaseun Balogun

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Student @ Redeemer’s University

Ibadan, Nigeria

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Oluwaseun Balogun commented on Olumuyiwa Adesanya's post

😂 You came for a Q&A and still managed to sneak in an Aproko warning! Since you asked, I’m voting for talent first, but I need to kno... 2 days, 10 hours ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on Olumuyiwa Adesanya's post

Doctor, this patient needs less overthinking, more self-compassion and a little faith in tomorrow. 😂 But seriously, not every uncertainty... 2 days, 10 hours ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on Olumuyiwa Adesanya's post

😂 In Nigeria, you can tell someone you’re struggling and somehow become the topic of a group discussion by evening. We really need to mak... 2 days, 10 hours ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on Olumuyiwa Adesanya's post

😂 EJ is trying to escape the streets, but AJ is still negotiating with his destiny! And that “I want blue” came out of nowhere. Abeg, I n... 2 days, 10 hours ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on Olumuyiwa Adesanya's post

Omo, in Nigeria, even asking for help can feel like another risk. 😭 You tell someone your problem today, and tomorrow it has become gist ... 2 days, 10 hours ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on Olumuyiwa Adesanya's post

Omo, I was enjoying the royal love story until that ending slapped me awake. 😭 From fairies and dancing to slavery and a man waiting for ... 2 days, 10 hours ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on Olumuyiwa Adesanya's post

Muyi is back! 😂 We missed you, abeg. Take your time healing, but don't disappear on us again. We need to hear from you! ❤️ 2 days, 10 hours ago

Oluwaseun Balogun shared a wall post

“I laughed, not because life is funny, but because I was trying to keep my sanity.”- oluwaseun 2 days, 16 hours ago

Oluwaseun Balogun replied to ADANNE 💕 CHISOM 🌺's comment

Well saidThank you for engaging chisom 😁 2 days, 22 hours ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on Albarka.'s post

Karma is taking too long, but please don't let anger make you apply for the position yourself. 😭😂 Some of us are still waiting for the pl... 3 days, 1 hour ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on ADANNE 💕 CHISOM 🌺's post

Omo, she rejected a paying customer because of heartbreak, only for the man to text her during another man's ice cream date. 😭😂 Femi, you... 3 days, 1 hour ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on VEE's pen🖋️'s post

At this point, a young person needs to bring their bank statement, business registration and three witnesses before Nigerians will believ... 3 days, 1 hour ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on ÀDÙNÍ's post

Àdùní, please come and collect your swimming certificate. 😂 Man entered an unfamiliar ocean with full confidence and came out with a life... 3 days, 1 hour ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on FP's post

Omo, this house get levels o! 😂 One minute we're talking about love, next minute witches and ancestral curses have entered the compound. 😭 3 days, 1 hour ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on STRENGTH ⚜️'s post

This one hit home. 😂 Nigerians will watch you work on yourself and somehow turn it into a family meeting about pride and forming. Let peo... 3 days, 1 hour ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on STRENGTH ⚜️'s post

That trailer experience really put things into perspective. 😂 Sometimes peace is simply knowing what NOT to give your attention to. 3 days, 1 hour ago

Oluwaseun Balogun shared an insight

The National Emergency Called “I'm Almost There” 4 days, 21 hours ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on Peculiarpen's post

😂😂 So adulthood came with permission slips? We were scammed from childhood, honestly. 😭 4 days, 22 hours ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on Leeyah jots's post

This is such a beautiful way to celebrate someone. I love how you used her favourite colour to describe the warmth and kindness she bring... 6 days, 12 hours ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on VEE's pen🖋️'s post

😂😂 At this point, attending a wedding requires a degree in Fine Arts! Imagine having to Google your outfit colour before you can even dre... 6 days, 12 hours ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on SHE's post

This is painfully relatable. 😭 Imagine working all month and still struggling to feed yourself, only to have someone guilt-trip you for n... 6 days, 12 hours ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on FP's post

This took me straight back to childhood! 😂 Barefoot football, hide-and-seek, clay houses and those unnecessary street fights. We really h... 6 days, 12 hours ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on moré (moRAY)'s post

😭😂 Moré, the artificial bum bum and the waist beads finished me! But honestly, the funniest part is how far we can go just to get a crush... 6 days, 12 hours ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on Favour Joseph Adi's post

That part about drifting hit me. Sometimes there’s no argument, no betrayal, just two people slowly becoming strangers. And honestly, tha... 6 days, 13 hours ago

Oluwaseun Balogun shared a wall post

"If you wish to see humans at the peak of their creativity, push them to the brink of survival."— OluwaseunDo you agree with the statemen... 1 week ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on Oluwatoyin Odunuyi's post

I love that you’re creating a space where caregivers get to be cared for too. That reminder that you can’t pour from an empty cup is so i... 1 week, 1 day ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on Oluwatoyin Odunuyi's post

I agree! Films can give us an escape and still teach us something about who we are. I especially love that you’re choosing to tell storie... 1 week, 1 day ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on Oluwatoyin Odunuyi's post

This hit hard, especially the part about caregivers silently struggling and the need for proper support. I love the reminder that checkin... 1 week, 1 day ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on Oluwatoyin Odunuyi's post

Four years of turning a personal struggle into something that will help other families. That’s beautiful! ❤️ Congratulations on the found... 1 week, 1 day ago

Oluwaseun Balogun commented on Oluwatoyin Odunuyi's post

This was gripping! The slow build-up to Laide’s revelation was chilling, and Claire’s final decision was powerful. I’m glad you didn’t gi... 1 week, 1 day ago

Achievements

Achievement are a thing of the past, inevitably meant to distract you from the present, and the joy of existing

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Student @ Redeemer’s University

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Posted on Nov. 7, 2026, 10:16 p.m.

The National Emergency Ca...

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 1 min read There is a particular kind of Nigerian person who is always almost ...

41 views 14 upvotes 13 comments

Posted on Nov. 4, 2026, 8:35 a.m.

THE AUDACITY OF BEING

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 1 min read I find it funnyhow we spend our whole livestrying to become somebod...

72 views 14 upvotes 17 comments

Posted on Nov. 3, 2026, 11:14 a.m.

Scroll to Continue

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 1 min read Nobody was robbed here. We signed.Forty pages of small type and a b...

62 views 16 upvotes 14 comments

Posted on Oct. 31, 2026, 2:11 a.m.

Halved

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 1 min read They taught me to halve it alland call the half a choice.Grades or ...

53 views 6 upvotes 4 comments

Posted on Oct. 29, 2026, 8:30 p.m.

Outage

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 1 min read Light is a solitary technology.Under it each of us acquires a desk,...

37 views 4 upvotes 1 comment

Posted on Sept. 17, 2026, 11:56 p.m.

Live

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 1 min read Allow yourself to love.Allow yourself to hate.Allow yourself to fee...

119 views 25 upvotes 24 comments

Posted on Sept. 14, 2026, 9:03 a.m.

Fried Plantain

In Food and Cuisine • 2 min read To whoever keeps walking past me sighing "not yet" —I would like to...

133 views 23 upvotes 26 comments

Posted on Sept. 12, 2026, 1:26 p.m.

The Pulse in the Glass

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 1 min read The static hums inside the copper wire,A thousand voices buried in ...

102 views 9 upvotes 8 comments

Posted on Sept. 10, 2026, 12:41 a.m.

Behind My Teeth

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 3 min read I became good at swallowing words.Not food.Words.Questions. Explana...

156 views 21 upvotes 36 comments

Posted on Sept. 3, 2026, 10:34 p.m.

Barney Lied to Us

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 4 min read I don't trust Barney.There.Someone had to say it.Not because he's a...

139 views 15 upvotes 16 comments

Posted on Aug. 14, 2026, 12:03 p.m.

Oooh the urge to be a Nig...

In Nigeria • 3 min read There are nightsI want to be Nigerian so badlyI could wear the flag...

155 views 12 upvotes 14 comments

Posted on Aug. 5, 2026, 5:54 p.m.

Come On. Get Over It.

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 2 min read "Come on... get over it."...Say it again.No.Say it again.Louder.May...

171 views 15 upvotes 16 comments

Posted on July 15, 2026, 11:16 p.m.

Paper Boat

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 2 min read Long before it became a child's toy, before it drifted through rain...

208 views 13 upvotes 17 comments

Posted on July 7, 2026, 1:31 p.m.

I'm Sat.

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 2 min read "All rise."Everyone stood.Except me.I'm sat.Not out of disrespect.....

241 views 17 upvotes 18 comments

Posted on July 7, 2026, 12:38 p.m.

Goal Ball

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 2 min read They said,"Keep your eyes on the goal."So I did.Until I discoveredt...

212 views 11 upvotes 11 comments

Posted on July 3, 2026, 8:30 a.m.

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Sad

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 1 min read Twinkle, twinkle, little star,Do you miss who children are?Every ni...

195 views 16 upvotes 14 comments

Posted on July 2, 2026, 9:59 p.m.

Dear July,

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 1 min read Dear July,Before you knock,answer me this, Have you come to heal,or...

192 views 12 upvotes 11 comments

Posted on July 1, 2026, 5:07 a.m.

Still They Cheered

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 2 min read They say every soldier dreams of the day the war finally ends.I nev...

183 views 9 upvotes 13 comments

Posted on June 28, 2026, 8:48 p.m.

I Failed You

In Relationships • 1 min read I'm tired of carrying the weight of believing that one day I'll be ...

194 views 8 upvotes 7 comments

Posted on June 27, 2026, 9:39 p.m.

Before You Disagree

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 2 min read Before You DisagreeThe Olodo SyndromeBefore you disagree... hear me...

195 views 8 upvotes 7 comments

Posted on June 27, 2026, 8:23 a.m.

The Making of a Monster

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 1 min read I have nothing left to offer.A world that promised colourtaught me ...

157 views 7 upvotes 4 comments

Posted on June 26, 2026, 9:51 a.m.

Trapped

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 2 min read They took from me what I once called joy,hope,expectation,and succe...

182 views 6 upvotes 4 comments

Posted on June 26, 2026, 9:16 a.m.

Vanity upon Vanity, All I...

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 1 min read Maybe to many there is hope,Hope at the end of the tunnel,Hope befo...

174 views 6 upvotes 5 comments

Posted on June 6, 2026, 6:19 a.m.

IMPERFECTION

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 2 min read Months ago, I began to realize what imperfection truly is the beaut...

196 views 7 upvotes 7 comments

Posted on April 11, 2026, 8:35 p.m.

More Than Consent

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 3 min read In the heart of Lagos, Chinedu and Ada embodied the modern Nigerian...

258 views 5 upvotes 4 comments

Posted on March 26, 2026, 11:09 p.m.

Take Me Back To The Old Days

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 2 min read Take me back to the old days, when all I knewwas the beaming light ...

269 views 8 upvotes 10 comments

Posted on March 25, 2026, 12:49 p.m.

Body no be firewood

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 1 min read We are not hewn from mahogany or oak,No kiln-dried timber for the w...

269 views 11 upvotes 11 comments

Posted on March 21, 2026, 2:42 p.m.

What You Made of Me

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 2 min read Maybe I was never meant to be choosen, only noticed.A glitch in th...

282 views 10 upvotes 9 comments

Posted on March 18, 2026, 8:56 a.m.

This life no balance

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 1 min read This life no balance.I heard it growing up,But never felt itUntil I...

264 views 8 upvotes 9 comments

Posted on March 16, 2026, 4:35 a.m.

I’m Not Your Little Project

In Literature, Writing and Blogging • 1 min read I was played.A script of “trust” and “letting in,”a slow-burn lie b...

293 views 11 upvotes 11 comments

Oluwaseun Balogun

Nov 10, 2026 03:17a.m.

“I laughed, not because life is funny, but because I was trying to keep my sanity.”- oluwaseun

Oluwaseun Balogun

Nov 05, 2026 08:55a.m.

"If you wish to see humans at the peak of their creativity, push them to the brink of survival."— OluwaseunDo you agree with the statement above, or do you totally disagree? If you have a contrary ...

Oluwaseun Balogun

Nov 04, 2026 19:32p.m.

"I don't know who sold our homeland but I saw who paid the price."-Mahmud DarwishThis definitely hits hard, and hits home.

Oluwaseun Balogun

Nov 04, 2026 08:40a.m.

Let me be wrongLet me be strange Let me be me &...

Oluwaseun Balogun

Nov 03, 2026 10:39a.m.

And God said "Love Your Enemy," and I obeyed him and loved myself.-Khalil Gibran

Oluwaseun Balogun

Oct 31, 2026 02:33a.m.

I've been away from this page for a while, and I came back knowing something I wish I'd known sooner: one dream doesn't have to die for another to exist. They can live side by side, and so can many...

A Strong Woman Does Not Threaten a Man